Regretsmas Eve Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 26, 2019December 26, 2019

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"Over"? Did you say "over"? NOTHING is over until OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS decide it is! That's right, friends, you have not yet escaped the clutches of the "holiday" season. Not just because there are seventy-one more nights of Hannukah (MORE SOCKS AND NOTEBOOKS!!!) or the run-up to Drinking Amateur Night. Nor

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

Assholes

BC Dick - December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

Christmas time. The season of deception and greed and misery. Bah. Humbug! The season for parents who lie to their children. Informing them with a straight face that their gifts are dependent on their behaviour alone. That poor kid down the street? Must have been a bad egg. The rich little

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

BC Dick - December 10, 2019December 10, 2019

Welcome, fellow humans, to the latest filler episode of Dick Tuesday. The Thursday night game provided most of the entertainment through repeated shots of the Cowboys players and position coaches melting down on the sideline, with much yelling and finger-pointing. Those shots were interspersed with footage of a grim-faced Jason Garrett

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

BC Dick - December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

This was a difficult one to write. Not because I wasn't prepared, though I wasn’t. Not because I didn’t watch the games, which I did. It was because this was my favourite time of year that isn't a weeklong vacation in the summer with no plans – US thanksgiving. A

Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 1, 2019December 1, 2019

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So I've been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief (aka halfass) recap after this important message: WOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok. I'm good. I'm cool. So the Bills (WOOOO!) handed the Iggles a golden opportunity to pull even

2019 Green Bay Packers at the Bye

Cuntler - November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

Hey there. Did you read the 2019 Green Bay Packers preview on this site? What a load of shit! Whoever wrote that must be an IDIOT. Let's take a look, shall we? [W]ith a new offense, everything might take longer to come together than all the pundits suggest. The Packers are near

The Teacher’s Pet

Beerguyrob - November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

https://twitter.com/PhilAPerry/status/1195428923175243776 Interior, Patriots training facility, Gillette Stadium - a luxury suite Bill Belichick: grumble grumble Okay, it's 15 minutes to 10:00. Time to start the meeting. grumble grumble Tom Brady: You know it, coach! I can't wait to learn something new today! Cody Kessler: Mr. Brady? Do you think me & Stidham could attend this

An Appreciation of Violence – 16 November 2019 Morning/JV NFL Open Thread

King Hippo - November 16, 2019November 16, 2019

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Yes, Thursday night was universal "shit on #ThePauls" night. It's being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett's helmet off FIRST. What followed demonstrated the unwise nature of "poking the bear" - but only Garrett and uber-coward Pouncey get the suspensions. Dopey-ass Mason had the

CrimeBeat!: Special #Hardtime in #Hardland Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

Well shit. Here I was, all proud of myself for getting The Deacon all snugged up in his pajamas and into his Baby Jail for the night without waking him up. It was the end of the third quarter and I hadn't been able to pay attention other than to

When You Are More Interested In Who Is Going To Lose Thursday Night Open Thread

TheRevanchist - November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

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Wow, do we have the match up that you don’t want to see. I mean, sure, maybe OBJ will make some glorious catch. But, really, no one likes either team. Just look at this schmuck. That’s a Jim Spanfeller-level punchable face. Let’s talk about the Steelers first, though. I’m still not sure

CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 7, 2019November 7, 2019

It's that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break, new fatherhood is a bitch). It's CrimeBeat! and you will listen to EVERY LAST WORD I SAY! ACCUSED: Corbyn Nyemah CHARGE: Attempted Home Invasion, Property Damage, Cuckoldry Who is

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street

WhyEaglesWhy - November 1, 2019October 31, 2019

"If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!" “It’s all your fault, dickhead!” "You cock slapping shit-for-brains!" "Eli Manning!" "You fat American moron!" "With regards to nudity: no!" "I thought you were in Hell!” "I guess we’ll find out which one of us has got more luck in