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Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)
Yes, I’m sure that by the time this posts it’ll be old news, but they dropped the uniforms for this year’s All-Star Game (originally…
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Going Down the Poop Shute: Your Germany European Lesser Footy 2020 (in 2021) Preview
Hello everyone, and welcome to Germany’s European Lesser Footy’s 2020 (in 2021) Preview. Seeing how Germany is one of the few countries North Americans…
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Better Know a Draft Pick: Larry King Not Live Edition
(a.k.a. – the Tuesday Evening Open Thread – Beerguyrob) Hello, friends. I notice that the National Football League, sometimes known as the “NFL,” is…
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The Gang Defecates on a Super Corpse
As y’all may have heard…we had Lesser Footy WWIII this past week. Of course, there are still fixtures this morning (Hammers/Chelski being the highlight,…
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Your The Super League is as dead as Prince Philip Open Thread
Today has been an interesting day. Somehow, someway, reason and logic have triumphed. Both in Europe and in Minnesota. The Super League is dead…
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A Super What Now?
Yesterday, there was an announcement made by 12 of the most famous clubs in Europe of their plans to create a “European Super League”.…
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Larry King Not Live: A [DFO] Hate Week Special
Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly. Yes, I have been dead more than 10 days. But I was a rich…
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Instant Counterfeit Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
King Hippo is on assignment, having been informed that someone did NOT get that thing he sent them. His faithful translator/squire/parole officer Reverend Mayhem…
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Your “This Ain’t Over Yet” Pre-Wild Card Thursday Open Thread
Self-righteous crap and crying: what a way to start 2021. Never underestimate media and charisma. Yeah, charisma; folks in leadership positions do acquire it,…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Alle Porte del Purgatorio
Through the climb of Ante-Purgatory, about five minutes after the last volume ended TWBS: Hey, why’d you do that? We could have watched football…