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Larry King Not Live: A [DFO] Hate Week Special
Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly. Yes, I have been dead more than 10 days. But I was a rich…
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Instant Counterfeit Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
King Hippo is on assignment, having been informed that someone did NOT get that thing he sent them. His faithful translator/squire/parole officer Reverend Mayhem…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Alle Porte del Purgatorio
Through the climb of Ante-Purgatory, about five minutes after the last volume ended TWBS: Hey, why’d you do that? We could have watched football…
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Rob Manfred Wishes He Were a National Disgrace
Nice to see those one-year punishments were so effective and black-balled the coaches involved, right? Ha. AJ Hinch (former Astros manager) to the Tigers.…
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