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Curse Yeeeewwww, International Breaks (and White Male Privilege) Open Thread
I still stand by my decision to turn the teevee off Thursday night. But, oh how I enjoyed some Friday morning schadenfreude. Yeah, the…
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Imaginary Coach Loses Imaginary Job
Or jobs, for that matter. Bill O’Brien is relieved of his duties for the Houston Football Team. Well, it’s only about 9 months too…
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Football’s Sh***iest Cosplay: Your 2020 Detroit Lions Season Preview
Hot Taek: The Detroit Lions are perhaps the most consistently DFO Team in the league. Why? Schadenfreude. They jettisoned Jim Caldwell for the sin…
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Sabado Already?? Open Thread
Jeebus, how time flies when…you alternate between taking naps and sweating like a Black man in an Alabama court. Oh, and my office in…
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Stand For The Anthem, Lie Down For The Ventilator: Your 2020 Dallas Cowboys Preview
I intended to praise Jerry Jones for his work in this year’s draft, albeit work that he undoubtedly had a lot of help with…
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And To Celebrate, We’re Having Ribs: Your 2020 Reigning, Defending, Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs Preview
Last year I agreed to do the Chiefs preview, since apparently none of us here in the clubhouse root for the Chiefs, other than…
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A Feast of Crow: 2020 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Longtime readers know that I have gone on at interminable length regarding my semi-papal near-infallibility. I am almost never wrong, and it drives Dr.…
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I Can See Cleeeeeaarrrly Now, Tom Braaaaady’s Gone: 2020 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: Despite the overwhelmingly positive response to last year’s All Interpretive Dance team preview, I have decided not to go back to that…
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The Burning Stream: Your 2020 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
Cleveland, Ohio is a wonderful city, bursting with many shining examples of culture, fine dining and friendly people. Every single word of that sentence…
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Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace
Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: I swear to holy tittyfuck, it’s like Manfred’s raison d’être is to make The Shield…