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The Burning Stream: Your 2020 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
Cleveland, Ohio is a wonderful city, bursting with many shining examples of culture, fine dining and friendly people. Every single word of that sentence…
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Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace
Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: I swear to holy tittyfuck, it’s like Manfred’s raison d’être is to make The Shield…
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Your “Haves & Have Nots” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The opt-out list got a bit larger today, with some notable names: Patriots: Dont’a Hightower, Patrick Chung, Brandon Bolden, Marcus Cannon, Danny…
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“Ask Not For Whom The Hashtag Tolls” – What’s Going On In Pro Wrestling?
So Gratliff on Friday night made the following observation: Now, I had also been following this because I too enjoy the pro grapps; and…
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Shooting Yourself In the D*ck With An AR-15: Comments on the MLB “Reopening”
At this point, political humor is dead. To quote Penny Arcade: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going…
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Your “The Devil You Know” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Shockingly, the owners approved the new playoff format. It’s one extra wild-card game per conference. Using MATH, nfl.com worked out that the…
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Your “Thank Gawd The National Nightmare Is Ovah!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL BRADY NOOZ!: It’s the Bucs. Two years at $30 million per season. The Chargers lost out because Brady apparently wanted to stay…
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Senor in the City, Episode 1: The Holiday Gauntlet
Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has had some stories and adventures…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
I bring to you today a question about the social contract in hopes of making a case of my own and perhaps to glean…
