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Walk Unafraid: 2020 Hate Week Super Bowl Narrative Roundup and Open Thread
We’re rounding into the final straightaway before The Pepsi Hard Rock Casino Super Bowl LIV Presented by Odor-Eaters. It’s a tight one this year (somewhere…
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“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual…
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Hate Week 2020 Retrospective: Revisiting My Disasterous 49ers Preview
Welcome, everyone- it’s Hate Week 2020 at DFO! It is my third-favorite time of the football year, trailing only Draftsmas Eve and P*triots Schadenfreude…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
“Most of one’s life is one prolonged effort to prevent oneself thinking” – Huxley This may well be the most accurate assessment of my…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
“Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today’s winners are tomorrow’s blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.” – Hunter Thompson Titans…
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Regretsmas Eve Open Thread
“Over”? Did you say “over”? NOTHING is over until OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS decide it is! That’s right, friends, you have not yet escaped the…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
Christmas time. The season of deception and greed and misery. Bah. Humbug! The season for parents who lie to their children. Informing them with…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
Welcome, fellow humans, to the latest filler episode of Dick Tuesday. The Thursday night game provided most of the entertainment through repeated shots of…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
This was a difficult one to write. Not because I wasn’t prepared, though I wasn’t. Not because I didn’t watch the games, which I…
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Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread
So I’ve been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief…