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2019 Green Bay Packers at the Bye
Hey there. Did you read the 2019 Green Bay Packers preview on this site? What a load of shit! Whoever wrote that must be…
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The Teacher’s Pet
Tom Brady says Bill Belichick uses fights like last night’s between the Steelers and Browns as teaching moments. Good opportunity to remind players of…
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An Appreciation of Violence – 16 November 2019 Morning/JV NFL Open Thread
Yes, Thursday night was universal “shit on #ThePauls” night. It’s being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett’s…
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CrimeBeat!: Special #Hardtime in #Hardland Edition
Well shit. Here I was, all proud of myself for getting The Deacon all snugged up in his pajamas and into his Baby Jail…
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When You Are More Interested In Who Is Going To Lose Thursday Night Open Thread
Wow, do we have the match up that you don’t want to see. I mean, sure, maybe OBJ will make some glorious catch. But,…
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CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition
It’s that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break,…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street
“If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!” “It’s all your fault, dickhead!” “You cock…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Welcome back! Last night, we got the still-undefeated San Francisco 49ers going against the Arizona Cardinals in Phoenix. This meant that the “home” crowd…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Welcome back! Last night, we got a weird oddball matchup of the Washington American Football team versus the Vikings. I don’t think I can…
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Cleveland’s Not Yet N Sync: Ain’t No Lie, Browns At Bye
Remember when everyone thought the Browns would be good this year? That was adorable. They are 2-4 at their bye, and Baker Mayfield kinda…