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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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Your Green Bay Packers at the bye update.
We’ve intrupted your regularly scheduled preview for this take down of the A A Ron interview with Pat McAfee. I’m normally a pretty easy…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 GLORIOUS BUFFALO BILLS Bye Week Update
So, apparently they played football last weekend? The Big Bye (wherein nearly 20% of the league was idle) hit especially hard this year, because…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
So I missed the traditional Bye Week Update window for the Santa Clara 49ers (2-3, third in the NFC West by virtue of not…
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They’ve Got Us Surrounded, The Poor B*stards: 2021 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
[Author’s Note: Yes, this is the Tuesday Evening Open Thread. Jack shit is going on tonight, and as of now the biggest NFL news…
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The Washington Redacteds, or whatever they’re called now – a preview of sorts
Last month the league wrapped up its investigation of the Redacteds’ workplace culture and ended up fining The Snyder $10 million for fostering a…
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Chainmail and Chucklef**ks: 2021 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Well that didn’t take long. Last year’s preview was basically one long mea culpa about how wrong I had been to predict that the 2019 49ers…
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NFL Before-The-Season Preview: The Brown Noise
The year was 1995. The Browns were told that there would not be the Browns come 1996, as the team would be moving to…
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Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)
Yes, I’m sure that by the time this posts it’ll be old news, but they dropped the uniforms for this year’s All-Star Game (originally…
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Going Down the Poop Shute: Your Germany European Lesser Footy 2020 (in 2021) Preview
Hello everyone, and welcome to Germany’s European Lesser Footy’s 2020 (in 2021) Preview. Seeing how Germany is one of the few countries North Americans…