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The Maestro Goes To A Meeting (Your Tuesday Night Open Thread)

[EXT. A cold, barren Canadian wasteland.] [A man in a giant parka dismounts from the back of a polar bear. The bear is haggard,…

First off, I would like to thank our esteemed JJ Fozz for articulating his Blurred Vision for America. Truly, it takes a brave and…

I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…

We’ve intrupted your regularly scheduled preview for this take down of the A A Ron interview with Pat McAfee. I’m normally a pretty easy…

So, apparently they played football last weekend? The Big Bye (wherein nearly 20% of the league was idle) hit especially hard this year, because…

So I missed the traditional Bye Week Update window for the Santa Clara 49ers (2-3, third in the NFC West by virtue of not…

[Author’s Note: Yes, this is the Tuesday Evening Open Thread. Jack shit is going on tonight, and as of now the biggest NFL news…

Last month the league wrapped up its investigation of the Redacteds’ workplace culture and ended up fining The Snyder $10 million for fostering a…

Well that didn’t take long. Last year’s preview was basically one long mea culpa about how wrong I had been to predict that the 2019 49ers…

The year was 1995. The Browns were told that there would not be the Browns come 1996, as the team would be moving to…