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  • Wumbo Wednesday: TWIFY 2—Own Team Edition!

    Wumbo Wednesday: TWIFY 2—Own Team Edition!

    October 26, 2022

    I was really looking forward to an LCS recap and Game 7 preview, because everyone knows that Game 7s are the best things in…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    October 25, 2022

    Last week a little bug-eyed birdie told me I should be wiping the oil slicks off my ball. And wipe my ball I did.…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    October 4, 2022

    Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be…

  • Judges: How How I Became “Radicalized” Against The Criminal Justice System (Part Eight))

    Judges: How How I Became “Radicalized” Against The Criminal Justice System (Part Eight))

    September 14, 2022

    During my third year of law school, one of my courses was a criminal defense clinic, where I represented misdemeanor defendants in Bronx Criminal…

  • Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread

    Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread

    September 6, 2022

    2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful.…

  • Creeps: How I Became “Radicalized” Against the Criminal Justice System (Part 7)

    Creeps: How I Became “Radicalized” Against the Criminal Justice System (Part 7)

    August 17, 2022

    During my third year of law school, one of my courses was a criminal defense clinic, where I represented misdemeanor defendants in Bronx Criminal…

  • Subsequent GTD reflections

    Subsequent GTD reflections

    April 19, 2022

    Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…

  • A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Ugh) Now, Post-Plague and Sort of Updated! Without Commets from Years Ago!

    April 7, 2022

    Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…

  • The Maestro Goes To A Meeting (Your Tuesday Night Open Thread)

    The Maestro Goes To A Meeting (Your Tuesday Night Open Thread)

    March 15, 2022

    [EXT. A cold, barren Canadian wasteland.] [A man in a giant parka dismounts from the back of a polar bear. The bear is haggard,…

  • DFO Hate Week: Reverend Mayhem’s America Plus!

    DFO Hate Week: Reverend Mayhem’s America Plus!

    February 8, 2022

    First off, I would like to thank our esteemed JJ Fozz for articulating his Blurred Vision for America. Truly, it takes a brave and…

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