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Wumbo Wednesday: TWIFY 2—Own Team Edition!
I was really looking forward to an LCS recap and Game 7 preview, because everyone knows that Game 7s are the best things in…
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Guttersnipe
Last week a little bug-eyed birdie told me I should be wiping the oil slicks off my ball. And wipe my ball I did.…
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Guttersnipe
Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be…
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Judges: How How I Became “Radicalized” Against The Criminal Justice System (Part Eight))
During my third year of law school, one of my courses was a criminal defense clinic, where I represented misdemeanor defendants in Bronx Criminal…
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Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful.…
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Creeps: How I Became “Radicalized” Against the Criminal Justice System (Part 7)
During my third year of law school, one of my courses was a criminal defense clinic, where I represented misdemeanor defendants in Bronx Criminal…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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The Maestro Goes To A Meeting (Your Tuesday Night Open Thread)
[EXT. A cold, barren Canadian wasteland.] [A man in a giant parka dismounts from the back of a polar bear. The bear is haggard,…
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DFO Hate Week: Reverend Mayhem’s America Plus!
First off, I would like to thank our esteemed JJ Fozz for articulating his Blurred Vision for America. Truly, it takes a brave and…