2024 Titans Bye Report: Hostage Situation

I hoped the Titans would reach their bye at 1-3. Well look at that: they did. They say: have low or zero expectations, and you will never be disappointed. This is airtight logic, a great defenCe mechanism, but a freakin’ downer. I prefer my wisdom with a side order of SOME

“The Bountiful Fall Harvest Continues” – A [DFO] NHL Preview

Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy, back once again to pronounce what’s what for all the NHL teams in advance of the upcoming season. Technically, this preview is a tad late, because Buffalo & New Jersey are over in Prague drinking it up like Brits on a stag. But since I

Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:The world will not

Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

The Quest for 0-5 begins tonight! No, Jacksonville isn't playing-I'm talking about not getting a W yet again in both my fantasy leagues. Will my tight end get zero points? Will I forget to play a defense? Will my starting QB get injured in the first quarter? Will I keep

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, It’s October!

You know what that means! No, fuck your spooky season, and quadruple-venti-fuck your PSL season. (Cider season is better anyway, comparing apples to pumpkins.) It's ALL THE SPORTS season! Football is in full swing, now it's the baseball playoffs, the NHL season starts in Czechia on Friday and in North America on

Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:It is the man’s

Your Monday Night Staggered NFL Football Offerings Open Thread (with bonus pic of kids showing Anthony Richardson how to slide)

I mean, we can't call it a double-header, can we? Just a quick note-I'm getting bum-rushed in both Math Hard! and Freezer Vodka and the injuries are piling up and I'll be winless in both leagues. YAY! To The Games! Titans/Fins: -Will Levis-there's room for improvement. Folks that drafted Cal Ridley might be

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Talk Amongst Your Friends Version

It's what I'll be doing! (BOOTS ON THE GROUND, DFO NOT-CON EDITION, WITH SOME HOT NOODS… it's ramen, remember that today's only Wednesday.) From that to news! Yeah, that's a segue. Regarding news from yesterday: Brett Favre with the Spacey Defense. Listen, I'm sorry that all those hits inevitably accelerated such a