![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Category: DFOing Good
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (630) AFL Beat (275) A Selection Of (360) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (273) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5114) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (903) futbol (507) Gambling (344) Game Preview (540) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1075) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1063) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (585) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2929) Open Threads (4265) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (699) Reflections (776) scotch (940) Sexy Friday (512) STORNG TAEK!!1! (321) Sunday Gravy (245) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (557) Wumbo Wednesday (178)
-
Request Line: Miles To Go Before I Sleep
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – LATE NIGHT All the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent. After a few moments, we see…
-
Literal Boots on the Ground: Get in the Game! Part 1
As some of you may have noticed, my writing pace around these parts has been…less than prolific lately. Nothing personal against the clubhouse, I’ve…
-
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “Hey, He’s Back!”
Hey, I’m back! And I can talk about my trial! (However, I am not going to talk about it in public forums for reasons.…
-
AFL Beat 2026 – Round 2 Recap!
Finally, every team has played a game! Unfortunately, the bye weeks continue next week. It’s really annoying because it is difficult to compare teams.…
-
So Tired. So Very, Very Tired: Tuesday Open Thread
Kids. Fuckin’…kids, man. Right? I knew we weren’t going to sleep for the first year. And then when we had a second, that clock…
-
Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
-
Request Line: We Have Always Been At War With Eastasia
INT. 40th FLOOR HOTEL ROOM – NIGHT It’s sometime in the middle of the night. We pan across a luxurious hotel room, looking down…
-
AFL Beat 2026 – Round 1 Recap!
The AFL season is finally underway for ALL teams as the ones that missed it last week finally got to play. If you guessed…
-
The Healing Power of Low Expectations: Tuesday Open Thread
OK. The cuts have been made, the biggest free agents have been signed, the majority of blockbuster trades have been made (and rescinded). The…