Your “Not Quite Heroin; More Like Methadone” Monday Open Thread

NFL News: Florio is retreading a report that the NFL is considering the Rams & 49ers in China for the 2018 season's first game. The main article is hidden behind a paywall that demanded too much info, but the gist I caught was that the League would make this the Thursday

BattleBots Olympic Break: The 20 Greatest BattleBots Fights, Part 1

Hi everyone, Senor back from two weeks of playing musical theater for a two-week break before going back to play more musical theater. Which means I can re-take the recaps! For those of you who missed Rikki's excellent job of filling in for me, we ended the round of 32

Is Jim Caldwell Really A Pokémon In Disguise? A [DFO] Investigation

Not a lot is known about Jim Caldwell. For example, we have seen him coach at both the professional as well as collegiate levels during his years of employ, but despite all of this, we have only known of his true form for less than a year. I am sure

Not a BattleBots Preview: Let the Wars Begin… Again

Evening all. If anyone wants to know who I'm picking this week on BattleBots, I've got Razorback over Ghost Raptor, Warhead over Complete Control (which they're showing an audio clip of which is making me nervous), Son of Whyachi over Poison Arrow, and Tombstone over Escape Velocity, and if you

BattleBots Way-Too-Late Recap, Way-Too-Early Preview, and Prediction Standings

SAAAAAAN FRAAAAAANCIS… oh right, they're in LA this year, silly me. So, we are now officially into the knockout rounds of this year's BattleBots tournament. 32 robots go into the Box, one will eventually come out with the electronics of broken machines on one wheel and the Giant Nut on the

A Selekshun Uff Phrases From Recent Posts Zat Vould Make Goot Werner Herzog Moofie Titles

My Pitiful Human Experience The Familial History of Schizophrenia Your Absent Stepfather Lost To Iceland This Wonder Site of Dreams and Wishes Roving Packs of Ham Beasts The Dark Blood Ritual of Penance God's Ongoing Quest To Drive Me Insane The Last Time We Had To Suffer Tormenting My Dreams With His Insipid Chant The Most Existing Thing Kroenke's Mustache An Independent

[DFOnline] Pokemon GO

Hello, and welcome to [DFOnline]. MikeWallaceandGromit is off tonight. I'm Senor Weaselo. The game currently sweeping the world, or at least everyone under the age of 30, is Pokemon Go, for your smart mobile device. The way it works is fairly simple. You go around your neck of the woods, phone

BattleBots Recap: Preliminary Rounds and Bracket Preview

One round of the 2016 BattleBots tournament is in the books! Or zero rounds, depending on what you want to call it. 48 robots had 24 fights to show what they could do to their opponent in the BattleBox to take their first steps towards the Giant Nut. Here's a

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good David Foster Wallace Essay Titles

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Your “The NHL Learned Its Place” Tuesday Open Thread

74 Days Until the Hall of Fame Game NFL Notes: multiple sites are reporting Vikings defensive lineman B.J. Dubose tore his ACL during one of the team’s OTAs. He is reportedly done for the season. Adam Schefter is tweeting that Walter Thurmond has chosen to retire. Feel free to find his twitter to confirm.