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Tales from the Meteor! O’er the Land of the Free…
Editor’s Note: Here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate…
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A New Yorker’s Postmortem on This Election
Well, this election has come and gone and taken years off our life with its vitriol. Colbert was right, too much venom and it…
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Quoth the Ginger
With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe, JJFozz, and actual writers/poets/intellectuals everywhere Once upon a season dreary, while owners pondered, meek and bleary- Eyed,…
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BattleBots Recap: Preliminary Rounds and Bracket Preview
One round of the 2016 BattleBots tournament is in the books! Or zero rounds, depending on what you want to call it. 48 robots…