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Samuel Eto’o Presents: The Cameroon DFO Slave LaboUr Preview

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If you're of a certain vintage, there's a good chance you saw THIS goal when you were a kid and became a fan of Cameroon. As one of your resident Millennials at DFO *dodges beer bottles being thrown at him* I remember watching this goal and being all-in on Cameroon. When you're a kid,

Your 2022 World Cup España Preview

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The last time I did a preview, I gave you a stereotypical look at the country of my birth. This time, I could give you a stereotypical look at the country of my ancestors, but the thing is that España actually have a chance to do something in this World

Return of the Tweaker Fixture! JV Open Night Thread

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Bad news?  The 7-ish window is every bit as mediocre as the 3:30 nap window.  The good?  Finally, a late nighter with some significance and watchability. Tennessee (-21.5) at South Cakalaky (7:00, ESPN) Finally, we get a MATTERS MOAR to preview.  Vols are favoUred by way too many points this week.  Then

Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Belgium! (and Some JV NFL)

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First, let's have a FUN Slave LaboUr Tidbit - did you NOE that overseers are far more likely than private employers to approve overtime and holiday pay?  Turns out 150% of zero remains zero.  And 200% of zero?  You get it!  I ain't nevar told y'all there would be no maths. Golden

World Cup of (Slave Labour) Croatia Preview: You will Nazi them coming

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The last time I did a write-up for Croatia, I correctly said they would be a formidable opponent who would make a deep run in the 2018 World Cup. Many of us hopped on the bandwagon and briefly fell in-lust over their President, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic, who seemed quite lovely, but

Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Senegal! (and JV early)

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My burned-out ass doesn't want to go through all the Prem scheduling - but here is the linky-poo for you to peruse at yer leisure. Let's get to those wacky, "No homo obvs" Senegalese! I mean, before we get into the...not great, Bob!...let's acknowledge that the (Butch) Lions of Teranga have quite

Winding Down from Midday – JV NFL Night Thread

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By this time, we will be basking in the afterglow of Vols/Dawgs, so you are forgiven for being less-than-fully whelmed at these. Alabama (-13.5) at LSU (7:00, ESPN) Vegas sure thinks that even when Roll Damn Tide ain't that good...they's still really REALLY good.  Death Valley at night will be fun, at