Donks In The Year of Our Plague LAWD 2021!

King Hippo - July 24, 2021July 23, 2021

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Praise Jeebus, proper FITBAW is just around the corner. And though GAMBLOR is open for many Central European futbol leagues...my soul is turning to MOAR violent matters. Injuries and woeful quartered backing have basically killed the last two Donks seasons in the crib. As such, Don Fangio has (rightfully, in my view)

Sexy Friday, Start of the Olympics edition!

ballsofsteelandfury - July 23, 2021July 23, 2021

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I'll be honest. I've got nothing for this week. I thought I had something and then the week went by in a flash and now it's 4 PM Pacific on Sexy Friday and I'm typing out my thoughts on the keyboard ahead of post time at 5 PM Pacific. Beerguyrob had a

The DFO Olympic Fútbol Tournaments Preview and Evening Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - July 21, 2021July 21, 2021

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We're in the middle of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (COMPLETED! Argentina is your champion.)Euro 2020 (COMPLETED! Italy is your champion.)Concacaf Gold Cup (IN PROGRESS!)Tokyo Olympic Games (START TONIGHT!) Today, we are previewing the two fútbol tournaments on offer: The Men's (more even) and

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 18

ballsofsteelandfury - July 20, 2021July 20, 2021

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Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! More COVID game changes, a couple of big upsets, and a couple of disappointments. Let's see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 17 Recaps Fremantle Dockers 31 - 100 Geelong Cats The Cats did a tremendous job of focusing on the task at hand with

Tales From Pretend 2110-11

King Hippo - July 17, 2021July 16, 2021

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I meant to draft a full DONKS WOO!!! (Now With Teddy Ballgame) preview. But I had a 48-hour migraine from hayell, and I can barely string two sentences together. Pictured is my record signing, $187M (on tha muthafuckin' cooooppp) for a 24-year old, dominant keeper. I am immature, and the phrasing

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 17

ballsofsteelandfury - July 13, 2021July 12, 2021

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Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Let's see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 17 Recaps Port Adelaide Power 55 - 86 Melbourne Demons Big loss at home for the Power. They have not beaten any of the top 4, even at home, so their finals credentials are highly suspect.

The DFO Copa América 2021 Final Preview: Argentina vs Brasil

ballsofsteelandfury - July 10, 2021July 8, 2021

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We're now smack dab in the middle of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (FINAL TODAY!)Euro 2020 (FINAL TOMORROW!)Concacaf Gold Cup (Started already!)Tokyo Olympic Games (NOW WITH LESS PEOPLE AND MORE COVID!) For some, no doubt gambling-related, reason, King Hippo declined to take his usual Saturday morning futbol

Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!

King Hippo - July 7, 2021July 7, 2021

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Will the two quasi-Nordic lovers continue traipsing across the European battlefield? Or will the dirty English pigs (and Ian Darke's really bad-smelling tongue) have their wicked way? Tune in, 3p EST on ESPN. I may watch on mute, but God as me witness, there will be no match commentary unless

Euro Semifinal numero Uno!

litre_cola - July 6, 2021July 6, 2021

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Good day to you the banner is Skillzy the mascot. Does he moonlight as an underground DJ and coke dealer? I hope you enjoyed your long weekend and are blissfully off the whole week for the last of our summer of futbol. We get the Greg Louganis special first where it will

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 16

ballsofsteelandfury - July 6, 2021July 6, 2021

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Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Let's see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 16 Recaps Gold Coast Suns 77 - 67 RIchmond Tigers If no one saw last week's loss to St. Kilda coming, then absolutely no one to the infinite power saw the Suns handing the Tigers their second

Abandoning Reality and the European Euros

King Hippo - July 3, 2021July 2, 2021

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Look, this was a bad fookin' week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with Pretend Man City (2106-07 and 2107-08, specifically)! But I ain't letting go of that. Without Footy Manager, I would wither up and blow away, like an

The [DFO] Euro quarterfinals preview, with futbol info, maybe.

litre_cola - June 30, 2021June 30, 2021

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Good morning dear fútbol enthusiast or degenerate gambler. Sadly we have no international games today but let's take a look at what we have coming up! I have assembled the greatest fútbol mind(s) that our site has to offer. (not legally binding) Balls: Um, before we start the festivities, can I

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