Marble League Rolldown: Events 12 & 13

Senor Weaselo - August 11, 2020August 10, 2020

Five events remain in the quest for marble sports glory. Will a former champion reclaim the throne in the Marble League, whether the O'rangers or Midnight Wisps? Or will a new team emerge and have their time on top of the mountain, such the Minty Maniacs or the Crazy Cat's

Shempions League Takes Charge

King Hippo - August 8, 2020August 7, 2020

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And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain - there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain is so beyond borken. Friday was the day everyone looked forward to, as For Realz Man City put Real Cuntfaces of Madrid to the sword. 2-1 away,

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 10 / Sexy Friday Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - August 7, 2020August 7, 2020

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This week... We are in the middle of a shitload of games in a row: and IT'S SEXY AFL FRIDAY!! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Like last week, we don't really have much time to reflect upon the Round That Was because there is another Round starting tonight! The one new thing

HOLY HELL MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF IS BACK… Your Thursday PGA Championship slash afternoon open thread

WCS - August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football... again, who knows. All of that stated, golf has been back for six weeks. Granted, there aren't any galleries, so, it's been a bit strange, but, I'll take what I can get at

CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 38th Grey Cup

The Maestro - August 6, 2020July 26, 2020

Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the first Grey Cup game captured on video, and one of the most memorable weather-related fiascos of all time: the 38th Grey Cup, or as many better know it by, "The Mud Bowl!" Date: November 25, 1950 Venue:

PLL end of group play update

Game Time Decision - August 4, 2020August 4, 2020

With the group play now done for the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL), I thought we'd have a quick look at the standings and what's next. Tonight there's a TRIPLE header of games on the TV. You need NBC Gold and NBCSN, but there's at least a chance to watch it.

Marble League Rolldown: Events 10 & 11

Senor Weaselo - August 4, 2020August 4, 2020

It's a battle throughout the standings as we've crossed the midpoint. After this article, there will be 5 events left at Marble League 2020. Combine that with the return of Marbula E (Mercedes was running away after the first 3 races; sponsors Envision Virgin Racing were stuck in neutral) and

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 9 / Evening Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - August 2, 2020August 2, 2020

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This week... We have just started a shitload of games in a row: We had quite a few blowouts: and IT'S SEXY AFL FRIDAY NEXT WEEK, BITCHES!! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Much like the Australian media, we don't really have much time to reflect upon the Round That Was because there is

CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 69th Grey Cup

The Maestro - July 30, 2020July 25, 2020

Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the CFL's 1981 championship game - the first time in pro football history that two Black quarterbacks faced each other for a title! The team now known as the Edmonton Football Team met the team now

PLL mid season update

Game Time Decision - July 29, 2020July 29, 2020

Back at ya with yet another lacrosse post. Today we're looking at the PLL as we're about half way through the group play of the season. So far the Chrome and the Archers are undefeated, while the Chaos, Redwoods and Waterdogs have yet to get a victory. Each team will

MLL year in review

Game Time Decision - July 29, 2020July 28, 2020

So, the Major League Lacrosse (MLL) "season" is over and your Boston Cannons are your Steinfeld Trophy winners. They won 13-10 over Denver in a tight game. The Cannon's open the scoring about 3 minutes in and then lead 8-6 at the half on a 2 point goal with one

Marble League Rolldown: Events 8 & 9

Senor Weaselo - July 28, 2020July 27, 2020

We return to the Andromedome and to the Rolldown, as we get to the midpoint of the season's biggest competition that won't get stopped by the Miami goddamn Marlins. The last time we were here, records were falling left and right. The hurdles had the record continuously get lowered, and the