Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXIX

We are once again BACK to recapping the best comments of the week! As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post. *** DFO Comments O' The Week! Hippo: “DREW LOCK

Sexy Friday, One Week Until Christmas! edition

While this year things will be a LOT different, there is something eternal about giving each other gifts and telling each other how much we care for each other. As you may or may not know, I am more of a glass half full and it's half full of something delicious

Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVIII

Political talk has died down so WE ARE BACK to recapping the best comments of the week! As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post. *** DFO Comments O'

Sexy Friday, Have you done your Xmas shopping yet edition

Today is December 11, 2020, which means there are only 2 weeks until Christmas Day, which means you need to make sure you buy all the presents you need to buy like SOON. With all the lockdowns and restrictions, I don't think a last-minute trip to the mall is in store

Your MAF (Monday Afternoon Football) Open thread

Good afternoon, all! Today we have an extra bonus game thanks to the Ravens' strength and conditioning coach being a complete moron. Actually, that's not really fair. I read somewhere that they found 4 different strains of COVID in the Baltimore Ravens franchise. So, it wasn't only the strength

Sexy Friday, It’s December! edition

Holy Moly how is it already December?!? It seems only yesterday that it was March and St. Patrick's Day parties got cancelled because of some weird disease coming from China. I remember people thinking and saying everything would be fine in a couple of weeks. Ah, good times. However,

It’s December already!?! Tuesday night open thread

As BGR is on the IR with a shoulder owie (wishing him a most speedy recovery) there is a little known DFO bylaw that states that the Tuesday night open thread should be done by a Canadian with three words in their screen name.  Who knew? So, as one of the

There’s Got To Be A Pony In There Somewhere

Bless yeahright's heart, for amidst all the literal chaos, death, destruction, and despair of 2020, he suggested we all gather 'round the DFO clubhouse fire and share what we're still thankful for this year. It reminds me of the story of the family that moves to a new house, and while

Your “Later Gators!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: I'm just going to let the headline do the talking: Mike McCarthy channels inner Gallagher, smashes watermelons before Cowboys' win over Vikings Apparently, to make his point in front of very large African-American gentlemen, Mike McCarthy made his point to the team by having coaches roll watermelons in