Can we just all agree to disagree and pretend as though it wasn't important yet silently grumble to ourselves about 'that guy'? It's The Passive-Aggressive Way! Let's wander once more into the britches. TO THE GAMES! Jets/Titans: Tenny had plans to ram the ball right down its opponents throats all year long but
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Your “NFLN Leaves Canuck Football Watchers Out in the Cold” Sunday Afternoon Open Thread
In Which We Try To Say Strange New Phrases
Your “Batten Down The Hatches!” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Meh. It's sunny and warm here. TO THE GAMES! Brownies/Saints: He gone. Rumour has it Josh Gordon showed up to the Browns practice facility and was "not himself". High. He was high. Funny thing, when I started doing these game intros I was told there would be no meth. smh. Bolts/Bills: Last week Buffalo
Your “Will The Football Get Better? Only Slightly, Son, Only Slightly” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Your “I’ve Missed You So Goddamn Much!” Hall of Fame Game
Your “Tumble In The Jungle of the Meadowlands” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The Astronauts did a thingy last night according to spurts pages everywhere. When do you think they'll come back down to earth? Will Buzz Aldrin officiate at the wedding between that guy and his girliecake? How much motorboating will Verlander do this off-season? More than the usual amount? The questions
Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8 …Sure. Let's go with that. In actuality, we've given Cerberus three steaks (for each of his mouths to feed on so maybe he'll let us back through) and called upon the ferryman Charon for his
A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. - A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks of ancient, leather-bound volumes piled high. All of a sudden, a frantic knock is heard through a heavy, wooden door.] SMALLER HOODED FIGURE: My Lord, I’ve found it!
Your “I’ve Got Nothing Better To Do. You?” Sunday Afternoon/Evening Thread
[pulls pants up hastily] Hey, what's going on guys/gals? Beardguyrob is otherwise engaged-don't let the laundry get backed up, just throw a load in every morning, amirite?-so I thought I'd toss up a thread that addresses your most serious concerns. Yeah, that's right I'm gonna say some crap about yesterday's
25 Questions about the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”
Thanks to Beerguyrob, I know a ton about what happened in relation to players getting signed and tagged. This, of course, brings up some.... questions. 25 to be exact. 1- Is anyone else surprised that Goodell did not fine James Harrison $50,000 for signing an extension with the Steelers? 2- Or is
CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED "HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE" TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the solemn duty to inform you that at 4:42 p.m., DFO Substandard Time on February 16, an unscheduled Jets Schadenfreude Day was launched from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Reports are still