Sexy Friday – 20250801

Mr. Ayo - August 1, 2025August 1, 2025

TGIF! What the deuce? It's August already? In this economy? At least I have the totally not disappointing Mariners to watch. And the South American chicas kicking around a soccer ball tonight. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of chicas, let's revisit some famoUs quotes about the blissful union of marriage. "I love being

Your NFL-Quality Football Fixture: An Open Thread

scotchnaut - July 31, 2025July 31, 2025

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Look, at least they're wearing pads and such so that we can pretend, right? It's a scrimmage on steroids but we have to stretch our eyeball muscles as well. And who among doesn't need a little Easton Stick in their lives? I haven't done this in a while so bear

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Aww, Screw It

Senor Weaselo - July 30, 2025July 30, 2025

It is, at this point, a running joke that I am notoriously unlucky with my cars’ tires. Yes, cars as in plural. Like that time I was driving Senorita Weaselo home from us playing an opera, hit a pothole on the Van Wyck, the tire came off the wheel a

Holy Diver: Tuesday Open Thread

Open Threads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - July 29, 2025July 29, 2025

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Brothers and sisters, our long national nightmare is over: rookie Shemar Stewart and the Bengals have reached agreement on a contract. Stewart had set himself up as a hero, standing up against the Bengals' grasping, cynical attempts to insert new contract language that would allow them to easily void future guarantees.

Monday Evening Open Thread – Has WWWIII kicked off yet?

ArmedandHammered - July 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Banner Pic is obviously older as Orson is much smaller, much much smaller, than now, and buddy is still alive. Plus, the subwoofer behind them appears to be unchewed. I am finally feeling better after what I have decided was one of my worst weeks of being ill. If you see

Your “Oh God – did I wake up in 2018?” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 27, 2025July 25, 2025

Hi everyone, Don't worry, you haven't fallen into the Springfield Mystery Spot. It's your old pal, Beerguyrob, coming in off the bench to aid an exhausted don_t, who is away on an extended mission to get his name removed from the Juan Epstein files. Having shirked most of my responsibilities around here,

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-25

ballsofsteelandfury - July 26, 2025July 24, 2025

I'm going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter X: X rays (in moderation for diagnosis purposes) Xena (look her up if you missed the 90s) Xylophones (In popular music.) XXX (movies, not the movie character) Xcaret (look it up) Xavi

Sorry, I Have Nothing Thread

King Hippo - July 26, 2025July 25, 2025

Woke up Friday with that cold/cough virus that's going around. FUCK EVERYTHING. At least I can accurately say that I'm not abusing the resources of the federal government to cover up my child rape and/or rape-adjacency. Do what thou will with the day. Pray for NFL pre-season to hurry the fuck

Sexy Friday – 20250725

Mr. Ayo - July 25, 2025July 25, 2025

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TGIF! Training camps are here. August is nigh! And there's another season ending injury. Word Count Filler Time Today we get two (2) cars that never made it to production, but still became famous. Lincoln Futura (1955) This car lived up to its name by looking like a car straight out of the Jetsons.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Monastery

Senor Weaselo - July 23, 2025July 23, 2025

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So, Senorita Weaselo and I were upstate this past weekend. Well, the Hudson Valley counts as upstate. If you're from the city. Which we are. So, sure. It's a welcome respite, and as we know I normally work like a dog in June and early July, so it's nice to do