PLAYOFFS!? Well, Yes Actually

The SMRTest sports yakkers in the land say that this fixture is the most unlikely to produce an upset. And they're probably right. [rising voice] "But you never know..." To The Game! Rams/Panteros: -Cackalacky limped into these playoffs but does anyone care to recall that this was a rebuilding year for the team

Sexy Friday – 20260109

TGIF! Be careful when backing up your car out there. Word Count Filler Time More cheating men. Let's see the damage they caused. Charles Lindbergh Famous for a nonstop solo flight over the Atlantic Ocean (suck it Amelia!) he also had a sizable family of 6 children with this wife. But all that flying

Your Fiesta Bowl Open Thread

Anyone making that sad face because there's no pro football on tonight? But there is! The only problem is that I don't know anything about it. If Hippo's knowledge is the Nile River then mine is a gentle stream and the rocks are slippery so watch out! Flotsam and Jetsam: Thursday's Child

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: New Home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkRqMFMZic I swear, at some point you'll get a Nocturnes Magazine Season G recap. Hopefully next week, since that's when the first round of the playoffs end, the draft'll be right around the corner. But life has gotten in the way. (Also of my draft prep, which is tricky because I'll

Jan. 5th: The Day of The Winnowing

I guess by now you've heard the news about Morris, Stefanski, Carroll, Gannon, Kafka and McCoy. I think on Thursday, after more has cleared we'll do a rundown of how other fellas managed to keep their employment going. For now let's do examine the draft order (just the top 8) and the

On Any Given Sunday…

Either of these teams could win a first round playoff game. Except for the Steelers. [cries in Giants tears] To The Game! Ravens/Steelers: -DK will be a DNP because he's DQ'd. -King Henry has an interesting prop-rushing for 10+ yards each quarter gets you +140 odds. He's done that for 7 of the last

More Games To Shake A Stick At!

Yup, you're staring at the semi-precedented 6/7 game split! Your remote runneth over. To The Games! Cards/Rams: This is the very last day you can celebrate Kyler being associated with the Arizona franchise in any meaningful way, if you are so inclined. Chargers/Broncos: This could have been a standout game but as is Harbaugh's way,

So Many Narratives, So Little Time

There was some settling of accounts yesterday but some are bleeding into today because some teams can't finish what they started, right Carolina? To The Games! Colts/Texans: These teams prove that if you're going to streak you'd best do it towards the end of the season. You might get your wee bits  shriveled but at

How The West Was Won, At Your Fingertips

I don't think it'll be nominated for as many Oscars though. To The Game! Seahawks/Niners: -My Seed Is Better Than Yours: Ewww? The winner gets the overall best ranking and a rest-the other heads out on the lonely road. -Last week Seattle ran all over Carolina but San Fran is more than sturdy vs