Onward, Perverts! Open Thread

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King Hippo - July 12, 2025July 11, 202583

Some really beautiful squadrons (Iceland, Belgium) have sadly gone home. But others remain, lining up to eventually be throttled by Spain. Speaking of Spain, they finally quit playing with their Italian food yesterday, so Nor-vay gets a pass. Neutral Milk Hotel will instead be Spain's quarterfinal victim. Our Valkyries get Italy, who

Sexy Friday – 20250711

Mr. Ayo - July 11, 2025July 11, 202572

TGIF! Fuck Microsoft forever. Spent all day fixing an Exchange server that got fucked by an update that just randomly installed itself this morning. First of all, those updates are supposed to only be applied on Saturday night, and secondly, and most importantly, that update shouldn't fucking cripple the server.

Request Line: Flings

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 11, 2025July 11, 2025121

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual, it remains completely silent. DJ 3000' boots up... …to realize that the studio remains empty. DJ 3000′: [checks calendar] OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S STILL OFF IN SOUTH CAROLINA. Suddenly, the

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: A Matter of Opinion

Sharkbait - July 11, 2025July 11, 202529

Hooray for making it through another hot as fuck week. The weather pattern and my phone's algorithm seemed to sync up this week, as I was served not one, not two, but three separate posts linking back to the same Food and Wine article raving about the Lillet and tonic,

Nunsploitation Thursday-Catch The Excitement!

scotchnaut - July 10, 2025July 10, 202552

Why yes, I've just begun 1975's Images In a Convent! I'm beginning my (director) Joe D'Amato phase, as one does when going down these sploitation holes. It would appear that the genre consists of either a high falutin' society lass forced to enter a convent and she eventually learns of

CFL Beat: Week 6

The Maestro - July 10, 2025July 10, 202515

Summer camp is underway. It's my eighteenth (and final) year of being involved with teaching summer music. I'm four days in and I'm more tired now than I have ever been at any point in the regular school year. Teaching nine-year-olds is a whole different ballgame compared to teaching high

The Gang Tries to Find FXX On Teevee Box Open Thread

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King Hippo - July 9, 202557

That's right, fellow chucklefucks - Season 17 premiere is TONITE, 9p EST on FXX. I think it's 108 or 109 on my cable? Yes, I'm the Boomer who still has cable. GIT off-a mah lawn. You have now been Carpentered. I've no interest in Word Counts.

AFL Beat 2025 – Round 17 Recap!

ballsofsteelandfury - July 9, 2025July 8, 202551

This week, we had a lot more perfect weeks in the Tipping Contest. For a moment there, everyone had 8 correct picks! Alas, the final game split the group. Let's get to it! *** The AFL Ladder *** The AFL Round 17 Results The AFL Round 17 Highlights https://youtu.be/_pCuTy0YiiA?si=6OdjuKR2RiykZboa https://youtu.be/eWd1lH_c7lk?si=Evcniandh822hPbe https://youtu.be/I3aLcH4Z9Ng?si=Xc7i-v-Kgg7Hkutu https://youtu.be/TrmYkDo7C3M?si=Z-uknkzuo2CF2Bp- https://youtu.be/q6GsGaQF0s4?si=UD0kVSwX-ufvQky5 https://youtu.be/vfE9a2TdRaQ?si=teGe-HVzUyK01E-9 https://youtu.be/i3Z4WmAPk40?si=lEy4-Wcn_tNA6lHn https://youtu.be/GdPUaLuWIfA?si=vyXjys7d4uusu4N8 https://youtu.be/z804cQYvON0?si=1w47gj47pA-UhksY AFL Round 18 Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results *** Notes

In Memorium : Another gentle soul heads to Frith’s embrace

ArmedandHammered - July 8, 2025July 8, 202563

I was not up to doing last night's post due to the fact that we lost my buddy Noir, my pet rabbit who thought he was my puppy, when we returned from San Diego, after a horrendous flight, which was no fault of Breeze airlines. We arrived, hot, tired, sweaty,

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - July 8, 2025July 7, 202558

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:On hold for another