BREAKING ANALYSIS OF MLB ALL-STAR GAME SNUBS!: Monday Open Thread

Open Threads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - July 7, 2025July 7, 202568

Just kidding! No one over the age of 10 gives two dead rats' asses about the All-Star Game except the players (contract incentives) and middle-aged men with a persecution complex and/or gambling addiction. Proposal: if you try to place a bet on anything ASG-related, the bloodsucking gambling app should be statutorily

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Not Today, Satan; I’m Toast

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Horatio Cornblower - July 7, 2025July 6, 202583

Guten Tag drones. This week we draft your favorite flavors of Goldfish crackers. Rikki gave me this idea long ago, but I was worried it was too limited, but this week I'm (literally) fried and I ain't give a fuck. Go ahead and draft your favorite Goldfish flavors below. I don't

The Final Stretch: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

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Don T - July 6, 2025July 6, 202551

Good evening. I find myself in good spirits. July means training camps, which start in a coupla weeks. Maybe this will be the year when coaches mix it up during joint practice skirmishes. For me, this is the sweet spot of the offseason: the Hall of Fame game is this month,

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Shirred eggs! And the Art of Solo Dining.

yeah right - July 6, 2025July 4, 202559

Good morning DFO! Welcome back. Happy long 4th of July weekend. Seemed like goddamn years we had to wait for the 4th to actually be attached to a regular weekend. Like 5 goddamn years in a row there it was, a single day off stand-alone holiday and that was BULLSHIT. This

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-23

ballsofsteelandfury - July 5, 2025July 4, 202538

I'm going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter I: Icicle Works (the band) Ice (frozen water, not the government agency) Intelligence (sooo sexy!) Intuition Igloos Information Inflammabilty (Almost as much as Flammability) Initiative (during sex and at work) Imagination Iguanas Ideas Irrigation I could go on. However,

Happy Lake of Fire Day After!

King Hippo - July 5, 2025July 4, 202594

Did Hippo doggone-near forget to write this? YOU BET! We introduce the last group of the Women's European Euros today. When they got drawn in this Group, do you think they all sang We got the Big D!! /yes, that was sort of a Wet Leg reference. Based on the first 3 days, looking

Sexy Friday – 20250704

Mr. Ayo - July 4, 2025July 4, 2025139

TGIF! Happy Independence Day! Try not to JPP yourself this evening. We need those fingers around so you can continue to type dick jokes here. Word Count Filler Time No one's reading this but rules are rules and math never lies. So here's the etymology on common phrases. Number 2 will shock

Request Line: Politicians

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 4, 2025July 4, 202579

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual, it remains completely silent. DJ 3000' boots up... …to realize that the studio is empty. DJ 3000′: [checks calendar] OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S OFF THIS WEEK. Suddenly, the "incoming call"

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: La Marseillaise

Sharkbait - July 4, 2025July 3, 202523

Happy Friday and hello new banner image for the weekly drink post. As I mentioned last week, I took a trip to Chicago with my old college roommates on a whim since we all turned 40 relatively close to each other and decided to do something fun. Much fun was

Short and Sweet: Your Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - July 3, 2025July 3, 2025101

I had to leave work early today because I legit thought I was going to fall asleep at my desk. This has been happening occasionally and here we are again. I've seen specialists of many ilks and all have given me a clean bill of health. Now as mentioned, I