Tag: How Does This Jerk-Off Get A Job

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand

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This week's suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut.  He suggested "best supporting athlete/actor ever" as a topic.  He actually suggested it a while ago and I like it enough to bookmark it for a night when it was really

A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)

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Hello, friends. It's a tradition unlike any other. It's The Masters. I'm Jim Nantz, and it's my distinct pleasure to bring you one of the great events in all of sports. It's Augusta National Golf Club, the Mecca of professional golf. The pride, the heritage, the racial purity. Yes, The Masters embodies

Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0

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No mock draft this week, because it's time for the annual DFO Mock Draft, where I take the opportunity to take wild guesses at what teams might do in the mock draft, all while having done very little in the way of research and having no sources whatsoever.  It usually

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Last Meals

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This week's topic comes indirectly from Scotchy, who posted something about Maria Bamford talking about what her last meal would be.  Ms. Bamford's last meal includes Diet Coke and pot roast which, just no, absolutely not.  I can't imagine asking for either as part of my last meal, Diet Coke

Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread

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Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It's that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year's, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don't have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that