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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 2, 2024January 2, 2024

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Once again, it All Comes Down to This. And that's kinda awesome. By my count, there are eleven (11) games with meaningful playoff implications, including five involving a "win and in" scenario. I can't say I've ever looked forward to a Colts-Texans game, but here we are. Moreover, because the NFL isn't

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 26, 2023December 26, 2023

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So we're in the home stretch. 2024 is nigh upon us, and I for one am terrified. Not so much because 2024 promises to be one of the strangest, most contentious and potentially republic-shattering on record. No, I am terrified because 2024 was not just "The Future" but "The Far Future" when

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 19, 2023

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Many of you voiced whole-hearted- dare I say fervent?- support for my Modest Proposal regarding summary roadside executions of rubberneckers. "What is next, wise Reverend? What further Grand Plans for Cultural Improvement can you offer?" I hear you say. Well. I realized today that the American justice system- indeed, all Western juridical traditions,

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 12, 2023December 12, 2023

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So here we are: mid-December, and it's All Coming Down To This. No more bye weeks. Precious little time for injured players to come back. The Patriots already eliminated from the picture and Darth Hoodie grinding tape of where the hottest MILFs live in The Villages. It's the HOME STRETCH,

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 5, 2023December 5, 2023

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As long time readers of my barely-intelligible howlings will know, I generally have no love, patience or pity for "revenue generating sports" at the college level. The most charitable good-faith interpretation I can muster is that a relatively innocent but stupidly naive concept of the virtues of "amateurism" was corrupted