After struggling with the Fuckroxx posting system last Friday, and finally getting this on KSK as an image at the bottom of the latest PK takedown, RTD invited me to join yous guyses here and give it a proper home. BEHOLD: --- 345 Park Avenue, New York [Roger Goodell is sitting alone in
Month: July 2015
Team Preview Schedule: AFC East and NFC East
I said I would re-post the team preview schedule for everyone periodically as a reminder for each of the writers to DO YOUR JOB!, so here you go. Extra special thanks to Horatio for breaking our collective preview cherry. Nice work, baseball fan. The folks in bold below have not confirmed whether or not they are doing
KSK Radio: 7-24-15
Sunday gravy with yeah right: Fried chicken. F**K yes.
There has recently been a fried chicken renaissance in the culinary world. It's been interesting watching food items famously known to be unhealthy for you recently being lauded and applauded for just being delicious. Things like fried chicken, bacon, duck fat, cheeseburgers were pilloried, shunned, demonized and outright banned during
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 17
This week, it got a little tighter in the middle, the top stiffened up and responded brilliantly, and the bottom dripped its way closer to the floor. Vagina joke! Also, the current state of affairs in the AFL. Let's dig in, shall we? Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The round started
Day Drinking ‘Cause it’s Too Damn Hot Open Thread
I walked several kilometres (it's a unit of measurement) earlier, did some damn laundry, some damn crossword puzzle and now I'm out of ideas. I know you guys are psyched for my Canuck-centric observations on the Pan-Am Games so here goes... We got our highest medal total of all time! It
Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review
A while back, Old School Zero posted a review of Magic Mike XXL that led me down an underwear rabbit-hole from which I am now climbing out of and reporting back to you, dedicated DFO readers. I do this as a public service and in the hope that it may
Dallas Cowboys 2015
[Inarticulate Telling]
Sexy Friday Doesn’t Require RSVP
Unlike Shady, we at Door Flies Open Enterprises welcome all men and women of taste. No RSVP, no social media evaluation, and no questions asked. Tips are appreciated. I apologize for not providing a post last week about Rex Ryan's miracle flight. It's a long story, and you're here for boobs.
[BOOK FLIES OPEN] – A List Of Things That Didn’t Kill Me
[I'd like to thank yeah right for starting the book articles going, and apologies for changing up the article naming convention, but I couldn't resist] Have you ever been to some sort of festival or concert filled with hippies and their kids (*coughcoughCUNTLERcoughcough*), or seen some picture of people with kids