A Breaking Announcement

Now, I could be down in Pittsburgh with the Yinzbergians. ::Crown Groans:: Or giving a stump speech in Cincinnati, oh-Hi-Oh. ::Crowd Groans Louder:: I've even been approached to come down to give a speech and...AND...accept the key to the city, from the people of CLEVELAND. ::Crowd Boos:: Because they think that, just because they vote before you, that

Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Best White Female Acting

The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even need a film critic. You need someone who sees into the very souls of the Academy voters. You need a Straight White Man. I talked a fair

CrimeBeat!: Seriously, What the S**t, Joseph Randle?

It's C-c-c-c-c-c-Combine Week, bitches! So far, no one has gotten arrested or been struck by divine enlightenment in Indy, but it's early, so *fingers crossed*. In more conventional bad behavior: Joseph Randle CHARGE: What, do I have all day for this? Ok, so he doesn't fit quite so comfortably into the "Current Player" category

Crème Fraîche: All–Penzeys Competition Baby Back Ribs

I saw that there was a rib discussion in the Sunday Gravy thread, and it just so happens that my local charity organization is having its sort-of-annual rib-off/rib sale this weekend and I am entered in the competition. The challenge: Eight racks ready to heat and eat, winner is the

Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Adapted and Original Screenplay

The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even need a film critic. You need someone who sees into the very souls of the Academy voters. You need a Straight White Man. Guys, yesterday was hell. I

Your Not So Super Tuesday Open Thread

As a Canucker on the outside looking in, I Bart Scott* for next Tuesday. All you brilliant folks are going to really bring it-I feel it in my bones/inherent boner. A reality show star may end up representing the GOP...and the corporate media will take the whole situation seriously! [drinks

This Does Not Look Good For Anyone Involved

ESPN just obtained the Polk County Sexual Assault Crisis Line Form from the call placed by Jamie (Naughright) Whited on the night she alleges that Peyton Manning sexually assaulted her in the training room at the University of Tennessee: http://espn.go.com/pdf/2016/0222/espn_otl_knoxvillecrisiscenter.pdf To clarify, this is the transcript of the operator’s handwritten remarks on