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The Usual Suspensions (The Final Chapter)
INT. SCOTT HANSON’S OFFICE – DAY VARIABLE KENT is sitting in an office chair, having just finished telling his story. SCOTT HANSON is standing…
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The Usual Suspensions (Part 3)
INT. SCOTT HANSON’S OFFICE – DAY A man – let’s call him VERBAL KENT because the author of this piece couldn’t think of anything…