Boots on the Ground: NFL Game Day Experience. Saints at Chargers. Defense Not Required.

Periodically, we here at DFO will be bringing you actual game day experiences from our visits to real live NFL games. NOBODY ELSE DOES THIS! I decided that in addition to giving you a full report on the game and the full trip that I'm also going to be giving

TGISF…aka This is your “Sexy Friday Returns/Combo Friday Night Open Thread”

Yes sports fans, you read that correctly. Sexy Friday is back!!!!! And for some inexplicable reason, the upper management of DFO has decided that I'm a good choice to bring it to you.  A month ago I stated that those guys were some smart fellers.  Sadly, I'm no longer so certain.  Even

Commentist Beer Barrel: Märzens and Milestones

Disclosure: A couple of weeks ago I was invited to, and attended, a bottle share hosted by Goose Island employees. I got to try some pretty sweet out-of-market beers and got a free glass (pictured), T-shirt, and bottle opener out of the bargain. I'm committed to transparency in the Beer Barrel

CFL Beat: Week 16

It's Thanksgiving long weekend! Well, the proper Thanksgiving weekend, if you ask me. Not too cold, not too commercial, and football has arranged itself nicely around my eating schedule for the weekend in not one, but two leagues! In between a long-running turkey coma and the usual NFL RedZone Sunday

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 50)

The scene: Future Moose's bedchamber. It's still yuuuge. And Future Clone Debbie Harry is still pillow-fighting Future Clone Lynda Carter in a seemingly endless replay. Future Moose himself is searching the room, looking behind dressers and curtains. Future Clone Debbie Harry (hitting Future Clone Lynda Carter with a pillow): Tee-hee! Future Moose

25 questions about two knuckleheads

Our dear author, Cuntler, is unavailable this week so I am pitching in.  What is our topic this week? 1- What must it have been like growing up in that family? 2- Archie was kind of a shitty QB, wasn't he? 3- Or was it because the Saints have sucked for so long

Your “Uhh…Go Mets?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL notes: Due to Unsportsmanlike Conduct calls being up 220% this year over last (HAIL BLEERGH!),  the League is going to provide teams and officials with "clarification" of what the rule means. Hopefully, this leads to Jeff Triplette trying to describe the "Hingle McCringleberry". According to Dean Blandino, NFL VP