NFL News: Deciding to celebrate his recent breakup with entendres, Aaron Rodgers has decided the Packers are more flexible with extra tight-ends. "I think we're going to have a lot more flexibility in that package," he said. Pretty-boy skipped the visit to the White House, because either snubbing tyrants is
Month: April 2017
You Should Be Watching The Magicians
The Magicians, Syfy's other modest-budgeted hit show from last year (along with the adaptation of The Expanse novels, which warrants its own post should this one find an audience), is probably the finest fantasy-themed show on TV not named Game of Thrones, and the second season finale airs tonight at 9 PM Eastern. If you're
Some Movies Suck. These Are Them.
Good Night Sweet Patriot: Aaron Hernandez, 1989-2017
Aaron Hernandez was found dead this morning, apparently hanging himself with a bedsheet tied to his cell window. Reactions were immediate. "My heart is broken", tweeted Latin Kings treasurer and superhero Tony Stark. Friends remembered Aaron Hernandez the man, not the convicted murderer and cold case scapegoat. An inmate, who declined to
“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 4)
Ext. Dane County Regional Airport, Madison WI. Pete Carroll & John Schneider have just landed after a regional airline flight from Chicago. John Schneider: Dammit Pete, why do we have to keep taking these regional airlines? They never have a proper beverage cart. Pete Carroll: John, as we've discussed, very few state schools
Murderer Commits one last homicide in Prison
Aaron Hernadez, who still elicits remarks like "sure he killed people, but at least he didn't play like Ras-I Dowling," committed suicide in his cell. He went out of this life the same way he came into the NFL, being effective despite being undersized and failing to set proper blocks.
Your “Hold On – I Need A Cup For THose Tears” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Note: The Crew of the Covenant Died On The Way Back to Their Home Planet
FOCUS GROUP LEADER: Okay, how many of you kids would like the crew of the Covenant to deal with real life problems like the ones you face every day? FOCUS GROUP LEADER: And who would like to see them do just the opposite, getting into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers? FOCUS GROUP
MIDWEEK RATIONS EP. II: WALL-BUSTING FAJITAS
Note from Balls: I apologize for having Episode 2 run a week late. I was in Europe...busy. Enjoy! ¡Hola damas y caballeros! Welcome to Episode II of Fuck a Drive-Through! Although my ancestry is decidedly European, I've lived in South Texas the majority of my adult (chronologically vice behaviorally) life. During
