Author: theeWeeBabySeamus

Your “Love Is A Four-Legged Word” Monday Evening Open Thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnAKK0FPFB0 Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans.  Yes, I stand by that statement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY4h1ikePaA Tonight, live on FS1 beginning at 8pmEST, is the 142nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.  And you're damn well gonna watch it. Wanna know why you're gonna watch it? 

TGISF…Let The Games Begin!!!! (errrrrr…continue, I guess?)

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Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week's TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a "by request" theme for one of our good peeps, with only some brief mentioning of the Olympic goings on.  But you guys obviously zigged when I thought

Goddess II – Episode 2

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[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door):  Hey!!!!  Have you got all your things ready?  The bellhop will be here for our bags soon.  You're already gorgeous anyway.  Hurry the hell up, would you? Vanessa (from inside bathroom):  Almost done.  Just a another minute!!! Leticia:  *sigh* There's a knock at the

DFO University – Drugs 3: An Introductory Course

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tWBS:  Good morning, Class. Class (half asleep):  Good morning, Seamus. tWBS:  Hey, that's...  Professor Seamus  to you!!!! Class (fully asleep):  *snoring* tWBS:  OK, fine.  But just so you know, today we're talking about drugs. tWBS:  Oh, now I've got your attention, huh?  But please, save your questions until the end.  And Miss Spears?  Please try

Your Tuesday “There’s No Early Kontent Scheduled So I’m Doing This” Daytime Open Thread

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The post-season hangover, both literal and figurative, continues. This post is not meant to be "good", per se.  No Pulitzer nominees are in danger, let's say it that way.  But as we shift to the off-season, we might need to talk about it. P*ts fans specifically, I know you're disappointed.  But get

tWBS’ Contributions to Thee Superb Owl LII Champions….De Nada, Philly

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"The best $600 I ever spent" Those are my own words.  I said them last night just before the final whistle of the Eagles' victory in Superb Owl LII. Oh sorry...just before the final whistle of the P*ts defeat.  Meh...Potato, Potahto. But you all better realize I bought that victory for Philly.  They

Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread

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There's going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today.  You'll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked.  Trust me.  Today isn't about Footedballzing.  You all already know that.  It's about folks who haven't watched a game all year suddenly becoming fans on the last

TGISF…A Mixed Bag of Hate

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Yep, it's still Hate Week.  And we'll get to that, I promise. But first.... - This Week's Weirdness Update Remember last week?  When I told you what a weird week it had been here at DFO?  Wow, boy did I shoot too early or what???? (Shut up BallsofSteelandFury) But seriously, the weirdness around here lately?  Holee

Goddess II – Episode 1

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[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls:  So, we're actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS:  Yeah sorry.  It was supposed to be a surprise and I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I'm really excited to see Leticia.  I'm surprised Vanessa didn't spill her guts to you about it

TALES FROM THE METEOR! – A Case of Mistaken Identity

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Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Philip Rivers' hatred for birth control. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more than enough