DFO Bible Stories

OH CRAP WHEN DID GOD GET HERE? 2025 Saints Preview

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When I shot that photo there was no God, anywhere.   "Oh great, nothing good ever happens when the big blow hard shows up with his grand special effects and so-called spiritual antidotes". "What the hell is the exalted Peckerhead doing here anyway?" [The skies open and the holy voice of God speaks] "Fear not,

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7

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ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom!  I’m there!   Aggh!  Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom drone on about getting food for the house. Like she needed to be reminded about eating!  As if!  Duh. She got out of the truck and started walking. Dave watched

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6

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“What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed.  I went into the girls when they were in their doctors’ office like you said.” “Yeah?” “And I asked their doctors if it was safe for them to give blood.” “Yeah?” “And when the doctors said okay,

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

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“I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not.  You’re amazing and super smart and hot and gorgeous and sexy.” “Keep going.” “And you have a healthy amount of self-esteem.  You are a genius!” She really was a genius.  And gorgeous.  The dress she had on showcased

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

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Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine layer was sticking around.  Normally, it receded to the beach communities until around noon when it went away completely, but it was thick in DTLA and

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

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Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that tWBS could do that would not hurt anyone and were coming up blank.  Their brains were so taxed with the effort that they didn’t even bother

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

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“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for a second and then started to panic. “Wait!  You haven’t!” “Dude, I’m not that sick!” “Yeah you are!” “Well, I’ll have you know.  I’m not.  Besides, Lady Balls is not and has

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1

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The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks.  If you really get a hold of it, you can reach Catalina Island. Balls stepped up to the tee confident and happy about how the round had

Balls’ History Of The World: Part 1

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Before we get started, I feel we need an appropriate intro: https://youtu.be/AILiI6f83L8 This post came about because this YouTube video popped up on my feed: https://youtu.be/Zlz4QgpOSw0 I got interested and then went down a rabbit hole that has led to this post. I found that I disagree with the YouTube video. It appears to

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Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be too far apart or too small. Familiar, yet completely foreign. Given enough time spent holding it, however, exploring its cavities and getting comfortable with its heft,