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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Listen, There’s Only So Many “Cabaret” Jokes I Can Make

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBOfPVDvLFc It's not Sexy Friday, but here ya go! Yeah, I did not watch that speech. I had work to do (that I procrastinated on) and would consider gnawing each of my fingers off, one by one, before being subjected to that wankery in its entirety. Anyway, before we get to the news,

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

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“I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not.  You’re amazing and super smart and hot and gorgeous and sexy.” “Keep going.” “And you have a healthy amount of self-esteem.  You are a genius!” She really was a genius.  And gorgeous.  The dress she had on showcased

AFL Beat 2025 – Season Preview!

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The AFL season starts this week with the "Opening Round" which the AFL tried last year and they're doing it again. In the ten short years I've been actively following the AFL (not counting my years in the 80s when the league was on ESPN 2), things have changed a

Subsequent GTD reflections

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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:By the will art

Monday Night Open Thread – Bunny Take Over Edition

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I was working on my next Trench Crusade entry when, during yesterday's thread, Gumbygirl indicated that she would like to see an update on the bunnies!  So as our Empress has requested, an update on the A&H bunnies.  If you have not seen any mentions of mine about the rabbits,

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Looks Like I Won’t Be The Only Thing Not Aging Well This Week!

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Greetings to you all, but this week especially to those of us of a certain age, specifically those of us who had our formative years in the '80's.  It was a strange time in America, one where Ronald Reagan had us on the road to the absolutely fantastic, 10/10, no

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-5

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I don't know why the phrase, "Omigod you're going to make me watch Italian cinema!" pops into my head right now. God Bless You, 2Pack! And God bless those gorgeous Italian ladies... So, aside from insanely hot Europeans, what is there to talk about? Current Events This week culminated with Trump telling the Ukrainian

Request Line: Extended Versions

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

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Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine layer was sticking around.  Normally, it receded to the beach communities until around noon when it went away completely, but it was thick in DTLA and

Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!

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  Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here's a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished up really quickly.  Good morning, boys and girls. Here at DFO, we don't recommend/encourage morning drinking, but we are happy to share creative ideas for those who wish

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nothing As Fun This Week

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Yeah, sorry. Not feeling it today. Nocturnes lost a heartbreaker last night (Claude Sellers went 7 2/3 shutout, then double-single-IBB, walk on a 16, shutout gone, Sellers out, Phillips in, walk, tie game. Bottom 9: single, walk-off homer, ballgame) and let's just say things going on that I hope are