Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 81)

The scene: The operating center of the National Emergency Response Division. The date is March 29th, 1984. Men...top men, mind you...are looking concerned while they smoke cigarettes. There's a feeling of tension running throughout the entire center. An elevator door slides open and a grim-faced General approaches the smoking men.

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”

Tonight's Episode:  Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut.   Schools were letting out and all the kids were happily thinking about their summer plans and emptying out their lockers.  All the old crap was tossed away into the trash receptacles of which

Your “Greatest Day in Motorsports” Open Thread

Today is, arguably, one of the greatest days in the calendar year for 'Murricans.  We are smack dab in the middle of a glorious three-day Memorial Day Weekend (four, if you were smart and took off on Friday) and there is nothing to do all day except for consuming large

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 78)

The scene: Ape City, that bustling hive of simian activity in an undetermined future. Voiceover Narration (by Top Detective): This is the city. Ape City. Every day hundreds of primates walk these streets, climb these walls and swing from these balconies. Every kind of ape from every walk of life is

HRTN Spring Break Special 2017 (Part Deux)

The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Future Moose is silently packing up the Moosemobile, Cookiethulhu is cleaning the windows and Old School Zero looks over a map. In the back seat of the Moosemobile Señor Weaselo lies in a fetal position, occasionally making whimpering sounds. Otto's Brain comes rolling up. Otto's Brain: