25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - May 25, 2017May 24, 2017

this: I am a young man of a certain age. That certain age means that I grew up under the threat of nuclear armageddon during the Cold War. I also saw the end of the Cold War and the uneasy transition to the world we live in today where enemies are

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 80)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 19, 2017May 18, 2017

The scene: The Last Resort resort in Cancun, where a bunch of DFOers are enjoying the sun, the pool and the alcohol. Yeah Right is on a large inflatable lobster with Teddy's BOTW at the edge of the pool in bright flowered swimming trunks. Cookiethulhu and Abraham Lincoln are chatting

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 79)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 12, 2017May 11, 2017

The scene: That wasteland known as the Forbidden Zone, where Top Detective and Hard-boiled Detective have arrived at the scene of the carnage from last week's episode. They are currently surrounded by a mob of angry men with mohawks, who are dressed in your typical post-apocalyptic chic. Voiceover Narration (by Top

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 78)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 5, 2017May 4, 2017

The scene: Ape City, that bustling hive of simian activity in an undetermined future. Voiceover Narration (by Top Detective): This is the city. Ape City. Every day hundreds of primates walk these streets, climb these walls and swing from these balconies. Every kind of ape from every walk of life is

SOME MOVIES SUCK. THESE ARE THEM. SPECIAL ADAM “ASSCLOWN” SANDLER EDITION

jjfozz - May 3, 2017May 1, 2017

I have access to a bunch of movie apps and I am amazed at the selection of movies. I’m also amazed how many of them suck ass. I’ll be reviewing them as I see fit. Warning, most of these are going to suck. And you will disagree. And I won’t

HRTN Spring Break Special 2017 (Part Deux)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 28, 2017April 28, 2017

The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Future Moose is silently packing up the Moosemobile, Cookiethulhu is cleaning the windows and Old School Zero looks over a map. In the back seat of the Moosemobile Señor Weaselo lies in a fetal position, occasionally making whimpering sounds. Otto's Brain comes rolling up. Otto's Brain:

HRTN Spring Break Special 2017

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 21, 2017April 21, 2017

The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where the sun is hot, the beers are cold and the bikinis are tiny. The spring break crowd is having a great time, partying it up on the street, when suddenly there's a screeching of tires. The crowd quickly parts, running to safety as the

Some Movies Suck. These Are Them.

jjfozz - April 19, 2017April 18, 2017

This is a new feature. It's about movies that I try and watch on various streaming services. There are many movies to watch, few of them are good. You'll see that I barely get into the movie before turning it off, while I find others quite enjoyable. Having this thing

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 77)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 14, 2017April 13, 2017

The scene: The large, if largely unused, dining room in the castle of Death. It's large because, duh, it's in a castle. It's been largely unused since, until very recently the castle has been the domain of a trio of vampires, and a dining room isn't on their list of

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 76)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 7, 2017April 7, 2017

The scene: The Castle of Death in Chihuahua, Mexico, where the DFOers have been fighting all sorts of... Look, I'm not gonna explain it all here. This is a big episode, and if you haven't been keeping up, all the chapters are here on DFO. Go ahead & catch up, and

“This Is My Yard!” – A “The Walking Dead” Finale Recap

Beerguyrob - April 4, 2017April 3, 2017

So around about the time Brock Lesnar was putting down Goldberg at Wrestlemania ("SUPLEX CITY, BABY!" - Tom Cable), the war was starting on "The Walking Dead". About 90 minutes later, I wish I'd actually been watching it, a feeling I hadn't had all year. It took a predictable Wrestlemania

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 75)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 31, 2017March 30, 2017

The scene: The Castle of Death, in Chihuahua, Mexico, where our band of intrepid DFOers, with the help of a pair of valiant luchadores and, to a lesser extent Wolfman Rob, have over the last several episodes been fighting a trio of vampiric beauties, a horde of zombies, and now