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Goddess II – Episode 7
Previously, on Goddess II…. [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa): See? I knew we’d find them here.…
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Goddess II – Episode 6
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the…
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Oscar Night 2018 Open Thread
Good evening, Commentists! It’s Oscar night, and I’m here to set the stage for your finest cinematological dick jokes. Here are the nominees for…
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Goddess II – Episode 5
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia: So where did they go? tWBS: No idea. The note only said…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Prestige Award Lightning Round
I did it. I had to go to two different theaters yesterday because the one I went to first was having “events” of some…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Salute Your Shorts
The animated features and short films are, collectively, some of my favorite awards-season categories. There’s almost always something in there that’s as good as…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Art for Film’s Sake
Good afternoon, Commentists! Today I’m cruising on through the more artsy categories today, and here’s a status update: I have three more feature films…
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At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and…otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on…
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Oscar Preview 2018: Awards for Nerds
Good afternoon, Commentists. We’re a week from Oscar night, and and my plan was to cover all the “technical categories” today, but that was…
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Goddess II – Episode 4
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open….. tWBS: Holee… Leticia: …Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya.…