Are you ready for some desert football? Because you'll soon be getting it. Before all that, a reminder that the Prem is back this morning, but feel free to sleep in. The 7:00 fixture is going to make the Final Four seem fellatio-free. Bees/Chelski is in the barrel at 10:00 (USA),
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Saturday Early Lesser Footy y Hoopsball
Spring Sort of Sprung – Saturday Open Thread
Much to my surprise, the assdick MLB ownership cabal finally made a reasonable offer and we'll have el beisbol after all. Hooray, I guess? I mostly ignored it last season, and suspect I will again. Aside from making many, many of my patented #BFIB taeks/jokes. It's also tournament time, making college
Headlong Into the Void! Saturday Open Thread
Solidarity Saturday
As Frank Lampard's Everton prepare for their Man City skullfucking, I am heartened that the above-pictured banner (featuring our Ukrainian left back) will fly at Goodison. Daddy Vladdy is a boil on humanity's ass, that needs lancing. Your move, Russian plutocrats. Pariah statehood not great for the bottom line. As distasteful as
Six Days Dry as the Sahara – Lesser Footy Open Thread
Shempions Sixteen – A Mini-Primer
With the long, cold, hopeless winter/spring/summer ahead of us, one clings to every scintilla of decency that one can. Which brings me to our intermittent, weekday afternoon treat - Shempions League knockout rounds. This began yesterday, with MmmmmmmBOP! cold-bloodedly assisinating the Real Cuntfaces of Madrid at the very death. A beautiful
Sunday EPL/Owl Prediciones Thread
Again, I apologize for not crapping out a Saturday nighter. As partial recompense, here is a morning one. Spurs/Wolves is the best of the three 9:00 offerings (all action on Peacock), with European qualification meaning for each club. Until midweek, Wolves had been flying shit-hot. Spurs, on the other hand, have
The Day Before The Owl 2022 Open Thread
Into the Wild Weekend of Nothingness
Good morning, fellow inmates of the imaginary asylum! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aItpjF5vXc We come back from a week off for the Prem, and there's ONE match. And it's Burnley/Watford (1p, Peacock). BLECH. But lo, we have a shit ton of FA Cup ties. The patented magic started last night, with Boro taking out Men Untied, after
