Your Young Boys in Europe Tuesday Champions League Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 23, 2018October 22, 2018

As this post publishes, it is halftime in Wankdorf as DFO's adopted team, Young Boys, are taking on the Batmen of Valencia. If you don't think that's the coolest team shield EVAR, I don't know what to say. All of today's games are available on the Univision Deportes app in the US,

Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 20, 2018October 14, 2018

Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full Saturday of delightful Footy action! Here is the schedule: This is one of those days that it makes sense to wake up early and have beer for breakfast. True

Lesser Footy/JV NFL Combo Platter – Welcoming October

King Hippo - October 6, 2018

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Not that anyone would notice it in North Cakalaky, where it's been hotter this past week than July and August mashed together. Jeebus Tapdancing Christ. And of course, another noon kickoff for mah Shitty Wolves to suffer through. Ay yi yi... Our beloved Premiership is being lazy arseholes and not giving

Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread!

ballsofsteelandfury - September 29, 2018September 28, 2018

It's my turn again and this time we have a FULL slate of games and there are some really good ones on today! Without further ado, Crikey! That's some great games! Before I forget, you need to watch this: In case you didn't watch the Grand Final last night... On to the Burning Questions of

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread

litre_cola - September 22, 2018September 21, 2018

Good morning, I hope you are well. I'm most likely already up due to a teething toddler and the fact that teh Mighty Fulham is the early game today! I will get to that later. This past week was teh start of the Champions League and we around the DFO futbol

Your Champions League Matchday 1 (Day 2) Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - September 19, 2018September 19, 2018

You thought you could get away from fútbol #content, didn't you? In my best Lee Corso doing a SEC cheerleader from behind impression, Yeah, I hope you stocked up on bleach prior to reading this. Try getting THAT image out of your head. You're welcome. And now, to the important stuff! Yesterday, we were

Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread or When Will Mourinho get fired already?

ballsofsteelandfury - September 1, 2018August 31, 2018

It's been one heck of a couple of weeks for ole Grumpy Pants. First, United lost to something called Brighton Hove and Albion: Then, they lost 0-3 at home to Tottenham. The presser afterwards was... not good. Now, the pressure is fully on and the news coming out of England is that if

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread

litre_cola - August 25, 2018August 24, 2018

Hi there commentists I hope you're not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week's action as I'll be driving 9 hours to a lakeside cabin in the mountains. That being said it's so smoky from the forest wildfires that we won't be able to see much. Also, I'm

Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – The REAL Fútbol Begins

ballsofsteelandfury - August 18, 2018August 18, 2018

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So, last week, King Hippo took you through the beginning of the English Premier League (EPL). In addition to the EPL, the French league, Ligue 1, started last weekend. Here are the standings for both leagues: Meanwhile, La Liga and Serie A BOTH start this weekend while the German Bundesliga starts play

Your 2018 La Liga Preview

ballsofsteelandfury - August 17, 2018August 12, 2018

The games start today (in roughly 15 minutes, I believe), so what better time than the present to give you what you've all been waiting for? Contrary to what Litre_cola might have said in his preview, I don't believe in too much fútbol. Hell, the rest of the world doesn't either.

Properly Kicking Off 2018-19 Lesser Footy

King Hippo - August 11, 2018August 10, 2018

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Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho's United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that happened, the better. On to a full slate of magic! Spurs are at the Barcodes to start us off (7:30, NBCSN). Now, the toothless ones flirted with

Your completely biased Lesser footy EPL preview.

litre_cola - August 4, 2018August 3, 2018

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Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage. It's that time of year again commentists, futbol is kicking off! I'm aware that Mr. Balls and others dislike the EPL but it's what's on my teevee on Saturdays and the good La Liga