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27 June Lesser Madness Thread

June 27, 2020

Tis a strange schedule. You get one Premiership fixture each day, at bizarre times. Saturday has ONLY the early bird special, which features Euro-curious…

First Weekend Back? Derby Days

June 20, 2020

First off, I wish Everton had already played so I could use Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s Black Lives Matter #9 shirt. But this will have to do. …

The One Where Hippo Kinda Sorta Thinks

June 13, 2020

I went by the office on Tuesday morning, to print some shit and sign my privilege license (practicing law, it’s well complex, eh?). On…

Brandon Perna Kicks All The Derierre

June 6, 2020

Please, just watch/listen to this in full. We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party! Perhaps the most important takeaway…LISTEN. Just fucking listen…

25 Questions! SexiMexi edition!

June 3, 2020

Good day to you! Usually when drunk I fire many random Mexican queries to Balls. I always get a response even though I know…

Lesser Footy – Now MOAR Than EVAR

May 30, 2020

Yes, the action is a bit NFL Pre-season-y. But you remember Augusts, back in the pre-zombie apocalypse times? Fucking A right you watched the shit…

Lesser Footy May Day – How Many tWBS’s Shall There Be?

May 23, 2020

Yes, those lovable, cuddly Krauts are in full swing on FS1 and assorted sister channels. Dortmund/Wolfsburg and Borussia Unpronounceable/Aspirin FC highlight the 9:30 slate. …