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First Weekend Back? Derby Days
First off, I wish Everton had already played so I could use Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s Black Lives Matter #9 shirt. But this will have to do. …
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The One Where Hippo Kinda Sorta Thinks
I went by the office on Tuesday morning, to print some shit and sign my privilege license (practicing law, it’s well complex, eh?). On…
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Brandon Perna Kicks All The Derierre
Please, just watch/listen to this in full. We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party! Perhaps the most important takeaway…LISTEN. Just fucking listen…
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25 Questions! SexiMexi edition!
Good day to you! Usually when drunk I fire many random Mexican queries to Balls. I always get a response even though I know…
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Lesser Footy – Now MOAR Than EVAR
Yes, the action is a bit NFL Pre-season-y. But you remember Augusts, back in the pre-zombie apocalypse times? Fucking A right you watched the shit…
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Lesser Footy May Day – How Many tWBS’s Shall There Be?
Yes, those lovable, cuddly Krauts are in full swing on FS1 and assorted sister channels. Dortmund/Wolfsburg and Borussia Unpronounceable/Aspirin FC highlight the 9:30 slate. …
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Efficiency! It’s the German Way
We have professional futbol this morning! We head to Germany where they are so efficient they ain’t care bout no virus. They’ve been through…
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We need a Post! Saturday Open Thread!
Good morning! I realized we have lost our Hippo to Championship Manager 2020 so here is an abbreviated Open thread. I still have things…
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Most Glorious Return and Regerts FOAR 2028-29
Banner pic is changed, due to the triumphant return to Apex of one Kruger Adams D***s. He is not only my son, but also…
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Slight Emergence Into Reality – Saturday Open Thread
I actually turned on my teevee box these past two days, and boy howdy, did it feel weird. Actual sportsball content! Plus a veritable…