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“Let Lesser Footy Be Thine Escape” Sabado Open Thread
Hey, did y’all notice? Darkest Timeline got darker. As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win! But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded…
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Sabado Open Thread – It Means MOAR Again
That’s right, y’all. The SEC is back, and with a glorious 10-game league schedule. Finally, a fall Sabado that actually feels like a doggone…
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Primero Sabado Componadora Open Thread
Hey, how y’all like the pidgin-espanol for “combination?” Although it won’t mean MOAR until next weekend, there’s enough on the JV slate to merit…
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New Year, new you! Let’s be positive EPL Preview and Open Thread
Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease…
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Edging Closer to MOAR Lesser – Open Thread
Yes, by God and Sonny Jeebus, this time next week we get the Premiership back, and perhaps enough decent-ish JV NFL to whet our…
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Sabado Already?? Open Thread
Jeebus, how time flies when…you alternate between taking naps and sweating like a Black man in an Alabama court. Oh, and my office in…
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Trolling FOAR Auction League Owners Open Thread
Hey it beats Trolling FOAR Cub Scouts ,, amirite?? Speak for yourself, Mister Man! – Marc T., Parts Unknown I am typing this up…
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Shempions League Takes Charge
And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain – there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain…
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Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace
Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: I swear to holy tittyfuck, it’s like Manfred’s raison d’être is to make The Shield…
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