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Weeeeeeeee’ve Got A Diamond…In JOE BIDEN! Saturday Open Thread

Editor’s Note: Balls did not write this. King Hippo did, but there was a scheduling error and this is our half-ass way of fixing…

Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! …

God help me, but I think Everton actually goes into this Derby matchup with a puncher’s chance (7:30, NBCSN). The Redshite will no doubt…

Hey, did y’all notice? Darkest Timeline got darker. As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win! But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded…

That’s right, y’all. The SEC is back, and with a glorious 10-game league schedule. Finally, a fall Sabado that actually feels like a doggone…

Hey, how y’all like the pidgin-espanol for “combination?” Although it won’t mean MOAR until next weekend, there’s enough on the JV slate to merit…

Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease…

Yes, by God and Sonny Jeebus, this time next week we get the Premiership back, and perhaps enough decent-ish JV NFL to whet our…

Jeebus, how time flies when…you alternate between taking naps and sweating like a Black man in an Alabama court. Oh, and my office in…

Hey it beats Trolling FOAR Cub Scouts ,, amirite?? Speak for yourself, Mister Man! – Marc T., Parts Unknown I am typing this up…