No Pants? No Problem. Your Early Slate of Games

scotchnaut - September 13, 2015September 13, 2015

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Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! It's here, it's queer and it's not going away. I don't know what that means but it sounded good in my head. I hope everyone is prepared-feel free to tell us what you're eating/drinking to celebrate this most wonderful of days. As for you guys and gals

Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole

trollsoharduniversity - September 10, 2015September 11, 2015

Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless the world explodes between now and the start of tonight's game, it has indeed concluded. And all we have to endure is an NBC pregame show where

NFL Speakeasy Stories: The Future of Fred

blaxabbath - September 1, 2015September 1, 2015

Angel's Share, East Village. 2:47 am, September 1st, 2015 A man sits in a corner booth with a Microsoft Surface™ Tablet. He has been seated in the shadows -- though many might define even the lightest sections of this establishment as a shadow, so what does that make the man's corner? --

Haht of Dahkness: My Jet Crashed Behind Enemy Lines

trollsoharduniversity - August 24, 2015September 10, 2015

My name is Troll-So-Hard University, and I'm a fan of the New York Football Jets. Well, I used to be a fan of the Jets, until I sat down and wrote my Top 5 moments in my history of being a Jets fan: 1. Halftime of the 1998 AFC Championship Game 2.

Friday Night Preseason Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 21, 2015August 21, 2015

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Oh look! It's football again. I like football. Falcons at Jets: A quick perusal of some fan sites informs me that the Jets have issues on the O-line, the D-line, at cornerback and probably in the bathroom line as well. Despite that they are a scorching one point favourite in this "tilt".With

9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason

Duchess - August 19, 2015August 19, 2015

First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White's shin - Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say "Yeah but look what ODB did in New York" Second Circle (Lust) – Brandon Weeden - Know what it takes to make a drunken party boy look

Geno Smith Channels Coach Ryan

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 12, 2015August 12, 2015

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New York Jets Locker Room - 8/11/15 Geno Smith: Man, what a long day of practice. I sure am glad I was able to get in here before everyone else. I just needed some time to myself. [Geno scans the empty locker room] Geno: It sure is different around here. The off season

Friendly Fire!

blaxabbath - August 11, 2015

The curse of posting previews too soon is now creeping across the nation. The worldwide leader reports that Jets Genoceptor namesake, Geno Smith, will be out 6 to 10 weeks with a fractured jaw after taking a "sucker punch" from second year linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali. I may have mixed up his first

Sixth Round Draft Pick Ends Jets Quarterback Controversy

trollsoharduniversity - August 11, 2015August 11, 2015

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In a move likely to save improve Fitz? Really? WHAT THE FUCK? make absolutely no difference whatsoever to the Jets season, Linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali ended the Jets' most intriguing pre-season storyline. Enemkpali, the Jets' 2015 6th Round Draft Pick, ended the QB Controversy when he reportedly sucker punched Geno Smith in the locker room,