NFL Speakeasy Stories: The Future of Fred

blaxabbath - September 1, 2015September 1, 2015

Angel's Share, East Village. 2:47 am, September 1st, 2015 A man sits in a corner booth with a Microsoft Surface™ Tablet. He has been seated in the shadows -- though many might define even the lightest sections of this establishment as a shadow, so what does that make the man's corner? --

Haht of Dahkness: My Jet Crashed Behind Enemy Lines

trollsoharduniversity - August 24, 2015September 10, 2015

My name is Troll-So-Hard University, and I'm a fan of the New York Football Jets. Well, I used to be a fan of the Jets, until I sat down and wrote my Top 5 moments in my history of being a Jets fan: 1. Halftime of the 1998 AFC Championship Game 2.

Friday Night Preseason Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 21, 2015August 21, 2015

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Oh look! It's football again. I like football. Falcons at Jets: A quick perusal of some fan sites informs me that the Jets have issues on the O-line, the D-line, at cornerback and probably in the bathroom line as well. Despite that they are a scorching one point favourite in this "tilt".With

9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason

Duchess - August 19, 2015August 19, 2015

First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White's shin - Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say "Yeah but look what ODB did in New York" Second Circle (Lust) – Brandon Weeden - Know what it takes to make a drunken party boy look

Geno Smith Channels Coach Ryan

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 12, 2015August 12, 2015

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New York Jets Locker Room - 8/11/15 Geno Smith: Man, what a long day of practice. I sure am glad I was able to get in here before everyone else. I just needed some time to myself. [Geno scans the empty locker room] Geno: It sure is different around here. The off season

Friendly Fire!

blaxabbath - August 11, 2015

The curse of posting previews too soon is now creeping across the nation. The worldwide leader reports that Jets Genoceptor namesake, Geno Smith, will be out 6 to 10 weeks with a fractured jaw after taking a "sucker punch" from second year linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali. I may have mixed up his first

Sixth Round Draft Pick Ends Jets Quarterback Controversy

trollsoharduniversity - August 11, 2015August 11, 2015

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In a move likely to save improve Fitz? Really? WHAT THE FUCK? make absolutely no difference whatsoever to the Jets season, Linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali ended the Jets' most intriguing pre-season storyline. Enemkpali, the Jets' 2015 6th Round Draft Pick, ended the QB Controversy when he reportedly sucker punched Geno Smith in the locker room,