Not everyone can spend days getting their shit together to cook one fucking meal! This is hopefully an offering to those of us that are in this category. So let’s just say that, like me, you may not have oodles and oodles of time to commit to a meal or a
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According to Google: Your Offensive Coordinator’s Playcalling is Too Conservative
No matter which team you support, it's very easy to find some mouthbreathing idiot whose only contribution to discussions is to proclaim that "Offensive coordinator X is TOO CONSERVATIVE!" You'll also find this particular breed exhorting that what the offense really needs to do is "ram that ball down their
Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there's no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose - 8:00; party at Covalent's! breakfast at Sunrisesunrise's! - and hoops resumes on Sunday. And, honestly, I'm kinda bankrupt on ideas today - intellectually, as well as
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INT. EVERBANK FIELD LOCKER ROOM - DAY A circle of young, strong, healthy, half-dressed men surround a well-built bald man twenty years their senior. They are tossing a pair of turf shoes amongst each other, laughing at the older man's futile attempts to get them back. ALL: [taunting] Keep away! 8945
A Voicemail Salute to Sterling Mallory Archer
During these dark, feces-filled times that we call April through July (Most Glorious Draft Weekend aside), one must find cold comfort where one can. There is reading (I just finished Orlando Figes' "The Whisperers: Private Life in Stalin's Russia" - HIGHLY recommended), and there is prestige television. From
According to Google: How Homo(nym)phobic is Your Team’s Fanbase
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According to Google: How Elite is Your Franchise Quarterback?
We all know that Joe Flacco sets the standard for what's considered an elite quarterback. But what about all the other NFL franchises? I've decided to use SOPHISTICATED STATISTICAL ANALYSIS to determine how the other quarterbacks in the NFL stack up. Starting from the top: 32. God Only Knows - Denver
