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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 16
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – Texas Edition
Note to self: Next time I take a picture for use as a banner, make sure to turn the damned phone sideways as profile…
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A Voicemail Salute to Sterling Mallory Archer
During these dark, feces-filled times that we call April through July (Most Glorious Draft Weekend aside), one must find cold comfort where one can.…