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25 Questions About….
This: So, you may have heard the news that the Zodiac Killer or someone on his staff “liked” a tweet from @SexuallPosts which contained…
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Offseason Fantasy FOOTBAW! Roundtable and Saturday Open Thread
The following will comprise a conversation told by one ugly American and two upstanding Canadians (Maestro and Litre_Cola). No names have been changed to…
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July Is The Shittiest Month Open Thread
There are people who love summer. They are called tan extroverts. They can go fuck themselves with a rusty screwdriver. Summer is a humid,…
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Baking with Litre II
This is round 2 for baking posts on a Saturday morning with what to make when you are about to get stoned, or are…
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Baking with Litre I
Hi there commentists, there was some discussion for an article on how I cook my edibles so to start your Saturday morning here is…
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“SOME TABLE IS BETTER THAN NONE TABLE?”
SERVER: Welcome to Cafe Fina on Monterey’s beautiful Fisherman’s Wharf! My name is Nick and I will be your server today. Can I start…
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SOME MOVIES SUCK. THESE ARE THEM. SPECIAL ADAM “ASSCLOWN” SANDLER EDITION
I have access to a bunch of movie apps and I am amazed at the selection of movies. I’m also amazed how many of…
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The Mile High Five Club
…we now resume our regularly scheduled programming in progress… TSA AGENT 1: [standing firm] You’re not getting on the plane with this thing. GUS BRADLEY: [glares…
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Commentists as role models?
Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down…
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Flying the Friendly Skies
INT. JACKSONVILLE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT – DAY. TSA AGENT 1: …and so I told her that a skunk must have gotten into the yard. TSA…