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Have Your Say: The 2nd Annual DFO Commentist Survey
We’re back, folks! This is the 2nd annual Commentist survey – once again, we’re hoping to collect some info on all of you, our…
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Weekend Baking With Shogun: A Sweet Spicy 3-Way!
Did I do the clickbait right? You’re here so I’m guessing the answer is yes. Good on ya, I knew I liked you. By…
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Scary NFL Stories: The Experiment
(Scene: a nondescript room with two doors—one far, one near—but no windows, and two tables and chairs. On one table is a large box…
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25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed And Easily Distracted Fan: Week 7
As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to you…
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25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed and Easily Distracted Fan: Week 6
As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to you…
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An Open Letter to New DFO Visitors
Open letters are all the rage these days. There’s even the open letter to open letters. Someday soon I’ll write an open letter to…
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A Perfectly Cromulent San Diego Chargers 2016 Season Preview
(This preview has been brought to you by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, Old School Zero, and sunrisesunrise) Keenan Allen: Damn. This shit…
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Alternative Gravy: Sexy Times with Avocados
Not everyone can spend days getting their shit together to cook one fucking meal! This is hopefully an offering to those of us that…
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According to Google: Your Offensive Coordinator’s Playcalling is Too Conservative
No matter which team you support, it’s very easy to find some mouthbreathing idiot whose only contribution to discussions is to proclaim that “Offensive…
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Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there’s no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose –…