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Fun with Polls! Bob’s Burgers edition
So, I’ve decided to institute a new series for the new year. Coming hot On the heels of the fabulously successful Miss BumBum pageant…
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The 500s past the 500 mark. That means at least 3 things.
The 500s, officially known as the Houston Texans, are winning at an over .500 pace. Their record past the halfway (.500!) mark is either…
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Welcome New Commentists! Or, I have to do what now?
Hello new person! Last year, tWBS drew the short straw and did the introductory post to any of you that are just now discovering…
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The NFL Dating Game!
Voice over: “It’s time to play…The NFL Dating Game! Now Let’s welcome the host of our show…The Ghost of Jim Lange!” [audience applause] Ghost of…
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Your Lazy Saturday morning open thread
Man, there is really nothing to do today except workout, laundry, and sleep. Fuck tanning. If you want skin cancer, go for it. The…
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At The Movies VI – A Threesome NOT Nominated For An AVN
[INTERIOR, DFO CLUBHOUSE] TWBS: Yo, you awake? Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant? TWBS: So, I was thinking of something.…
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Have Your Say: The 3rd Annual [DFO] Commentist Survey
It’s about that time of year, folks… Once again, we’d like to get some input from you on what to do with this here…
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Offseason Qb Interviews. Arizona edition.
I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to…
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Your Official DFO-CON 2017 Announcement Post
AFTERNOON – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [An extremely pale but handsome young man sits at his desk, trying to do anything…
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Surf…
ballsofsteelandfury and I are gonna talk about surfing a little bit and hopefully some of the rest of you whom I know to be…