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Dave Is Alive!!!! He’s Alive!!!!

But there are some folks at the Walmart Automotive Jerkoff Center who might not be soon. So, as you all already know, Dave’s battery…

Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let’s talk about them. *** Psych Marathon I’m…

This is a new series I figured I’d write to tide you over until teh Hippo comes back with his juicy NFL insights in…

We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don’t think everyone is happy. This is where I usually…

I drove to western North Carolina early this morning. Very early. And back. Pain in my ass but it had to be done. Then…

Some of you may have heard about the latest controversy surrounding the Miss Universe pageant and pageants in general. To be fair, the whole…

As some of you already know, I have been growing hot peppers for the past several years. Some of you have “benefited” from my…

Friends, it has come to this. We are On the Edge of the Desert, the annual Summer sports doldrums where finding non-baseball sports viewing…

As you all know by now, Brasil is the Land of the Ass. Please note that I will be spelling Brasil with the “s”…

Author’s Note: This is a piece I started and stopped about a hundred times since last fall. All this is long past now. We’re…