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  • Dave Is Alive!!!!  He’s Alive!!!!

    Dave Is Alive!!!! He’s Alive!!!!

    March 2, 2020

    But there are some folks at the Walmart Automotive Jerkoff Center who might not be soon. So, as you all already know, Dave’s battery…

  • Eventual Balls Thoughts II

    Eventual Balls Thoughts II

    February 26, 2020

    Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let’s talk about them. *** Psych Marathon I’m…

  • Eventual Balls Thoughts

    Eventual Balls Thoughts

    February 17, 2020

    This is a new series I figured I’d write to tide you over until teh Hippo comes back with his juicy NFL insights in…

  • Balls on…The College Football Playoff

    Balls on…The College Football Playoff

    December 31, 2019

    We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don’t think everyone is happy. This is where I usually…

  • Your “Slow Tuesday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread

    Your “Slow Tuesday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread

    December 17, 2019

    I drove to western North Carolina early this morning.  Very early.  And back.  Pain in my ass but it had to be done. Then…

  • Balls on… Miss Universe

    Balls on… Miss Universe

    December 16, 2019

    Some of you may have heard about the latest controversy surrounding the Miss Universe pageant and pageants in general. To be fair, the whole…

  • That’s Gonna Burn You

    That’s Gonna Burn You

    December 5, 2019

    As some of you already know, I have been growing hot peppers for the past several years.  Some of you have “benefited” from my…

  • Monday Night Open Thread: Barstow Edition

    Monday Night Open Thread: Barstow Edition

    June 24, 2019

    Friends, it has come to this.  We are On the Edge of the Desert, the annual Summer sports doldrums where finding non-baseball sports viewing…

  • Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Brasil

    Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Brasil

    June 2, 2019

    As you all know by now, Brasil is the Land of the Ass. Please note that I will be spelling Brasil with the “s”…

  • Sermon on the Mound

    Sermon on the Mound

    April 10, 2019

    Author’s Note: This is a piece I started and stopped about a hundred times since last fall.  All this is long past now. We’re…

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