Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review Part Deux

ballsofsteelandfury - August 8, 2015

As some of you may remember, I recently discovered, thanks to Old School Zero's post, the existence of men's underwear with special pouches for your balls. These pouches create a nice breathable space where they can relax, like the front porch of your house or a well-appointed den with large glass

AN EARNEST RESPONSE: PENIS PENIS PENIS

Cuntler - August 4, 2015August 4, 2015

Bye Bye, Kissing Suzy Kolber

montythisseemsstrangetome - August 1, 2015August 1, 2015

A long, long time ago I can still remember how those dick jokes used to make me smile And I knew if I created an account That I could make those komments count And maybe make the Komments of the Week But first Big Daddy Drew went packing When Matt left, the mailbag's lacking Sexy Friday has

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Asks You To Give

Old School Zero - July 27, 2015

Dateline: July 27, 2015 Hello, loyal Winstonians! My drunken summer vacation dried up like a Palm Springs housewife recently, and, boy, did I have a time. After my vacation breakfast of four Ojai oranges and a pint glass of Mezcal, it was time to head home, which meant getting to the

Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review

ballsofsteelandfury - July 25, 2015August 4, 2015

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A while back, Old School Zero posted a review of Magic Mike XXL that led me down an underwear rabbit-hole from which I am now climbing out of and reporting back to you, dedicated DFO readers. I do this as a public service and in the hope that it may

WARNING: You’ll Be Humming This Tune The Rest Of The Day

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montythisseemsstrangetome - July 24, 2015

Once there was this guy who Got into an accident on the 4th of July And when it finally came out His finger had had become totally detached He said that it was from when The fireworks blew up. [Andy Reid eating ribs]: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Once there was this girl who Interviewed a

Coming to Your Town: NHL Expansion

Covalent Blonde - July 21, 2015July 21, 2015

NHL expansion is imminent, for better or worse. As much as all fans of any sport inherently recoil at the notion of expansion, I try to take solace in expansion as a sign that maybe one day ESPN will recognize hockey as an actual sport. The deadline for the application

Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Deli, Westlake/MacArthur Park

Covalent Blonde - July 20, 2015July 20, 2015

For those in the area currently or shall be, there will be another DFO field trip coming up soon--this time with more pastrami and more oral.... history! When: Saturday, 15th of August, 2015 2:00 p.m. Where: Langer's Delicatessen 704 S Alvarado St Los Angeles, CA 90057 213.483.8050 Admittedly, this is really just a pilgrimage to follow Yeah Right's

Outlier Songs

King Hippo - July 16, 2015July 16, 2015

I was randomly browsing music on YouTube (aka "Spotify for teh olds") and this crossed my mind. Songs that your really, REALLY like by bands that you otherwise are meh about (or worse). For me, very easy. "At Home" (this version only) by Crystal Fighters: Many times have