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…but was it a catch?
(Some Sunday Night in the near future) Al: Stafford drops back, looks, and fires one out… Calvin Johnson grabs it and runs out of…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Viewers’ Choice Edition
Greetings, fellow drunkies! I was originally going to post the results from my Halloween Oktoberfest Tasting, but the notes from the evening are predictably…
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A fearless and moral inventory
(As the sun comes up, a gathering of lost souls is happening in Nearby Church Basement, Anywhere, USA) Todd: I’d like to thank everyone for…
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Things to do in Memphis When You’re Drunk – A Travelogue.
Last Sunday my niece had a wedding. Her first! She has lived in Memphis since she was about 6 or 7 years old. She’s…
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The Masque Of The Yellow Lightning Bolt
I’m not sure why I went back. I can’t even remember the time between when I left and when I returned. I remember the…
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Things Dean Pees Does in the Booth During Ravens Games
Football is done in Baltimore for the 2015 season and purple camo wearing fans are circling M&T Bank stadium with pitchforks, torches, and lukewarm cans…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Shares His Secrets
Greetings, dear Winstonians! I trust you are enjoying this season of football to its utmost–biting your nails at the close finishes, cursing the ineptitude…
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Coping With Loss in La Jolla
(somewhere on a sunny beach in La Jolla, Callifornia) Brad: Brah! Good waves out there today. Jackson: Totally, brah. And my gal K8 [ed. note–literally spelled that…
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Somewhere outside of Jersey City…
Corn Maze Employee #1: I’m telling you, man, he was in there all night. Corn Maze Employee #2: Doing what, though? #1: Hell if…
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Meanwhile, in the San Diego Locker Room…
Brandon Flowers: Damn, it’s been almost a week and I’m still bummed out from losing so badly to the Vikings. Malcolm Floyd: Tell me…