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Bitter Playaz Club
Drop a beat (above) Me and my homies, we ain’t feelin’ all the love We watchin’ all the games at the Bitter Playaz Club…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston’s Special Injury Report
Dateline: September 23rd, 2015 Greetings, loyal Winstonians! Long time readers know that for years, I’ve been telling my learned readership that Week 2 in…
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French Jay Cutler Goes On Strike!
/long pull on a skinny and extremely noxious cigarette Bon jour, sports fans of questionable culture. I av called you here today to say, c’est…
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Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively
After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared…
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Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Teams
This is part one of a roughly 17 part series in which Horatio discusses how his fantasy teams did the previous week. Less if…
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Practice Makes Perfect
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Since nothing has been up since 3:00 PM Pacific, I’m putting the late night thread up a little early and ribbed for your commenting…
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2015 NFL Season Review and Power Rankings
Oh, you poor bastards. Today we careen over the precipice and into an existence devoid of mercy and gentleness, a series of darkening days…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 23
The regular season is over. The finals are here. We got one of the two scenarios I detailed last week, but how we got…
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BOLTMAN’S 2015 CHARGERS GUARANTEE
(Pictured above: a child’s conception of Boltman) [Ed. Note–for best results, open the links in a new tab as you read and close them…