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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 23
The regular season is over. The finals are here. We got one of the two scenarios I detailed last week, but how we got…
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BOLTMAN’S 2015 CHARGERS GUARANTEE
(Pictured above: a child’s conception of Boltman) [Ed. Note–for best results, open the links in a new tab as you read and close them…
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A Requiem for an Ape
h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 22
For Geelong fans, that means thanks to an embarrasing effort against Collingwood on Friday Night Footy (Friday morning for us in the US). For…
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Meanwhile, in Oakland…
Editor’s Note: the following conversation was inspired by (and some dialogue was lifted directly from) a discussion that took place at silverandblackpride.com about Jonathan Martin’s…
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Coach Duchess’ Guide to Little League – Part II
New Coach Orientation Welcome coaches grab a few beers and we will get down to business. Any questions, before we get into this? No.…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston’s 2015 Centers Preview
Dateline: August 26th, 2015 Hello once again, dear readers, and welcome to that most exciting time of the summer: the end of the offseason!…
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Coach Duchess’ Guide to Little League
Part I – Parent Orientation Hello, parents, I am Coach Duchess, and I am here to help you through the most important decision in your…
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NSA Telephone Transcript #68U127IP93
[brief ringing sound, then a phone picking up] OSZ: [brief sound of a phone being fumbled then dropped; faintly] Ah, what the fuck… Drunk…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Special Finals Preview
I am posting this deep into the night on Thursday so that you, devoted AFL viewers and readers, can read it prior to the…