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Mad MaKSK: A Furious DFOde
[Photoshops and writing help from Mike Wallace And Gromit] (A hot summer sun is rising over the wasteland, and while the misery of…
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Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review Part Deux
As some of you may remember, I recently discovered, thanks to Old School Zero’s post, the existence of men’s underwear with special pouches for…
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Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced
/Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes “R U E“ I CAN’T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!!…
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Bye Bye, Kissing Suzy Kolber
A long, long time ago I can still remember how those dick jokes used to make me smile And I knew if I created…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Asks You To Give
Dateline: July 27, 2015 Hello, loyal Winstonians! My drunken summer vacation dried up like a Palm Springs housewife recently, and, boy, did I have…
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Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review
A while back, Old School Zero posted a review of Magic Mike XXL that led me down an underwear rabbit-hole from which I am…
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WARNING: You’ll Be Humming This Tune The Rest Of The Day
Once there was this guy who Got into an accident on the 4th of July And when it finally came out His finger had…
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Coming to Your Town: NHL Expansion
NHL expansion is imminent, for better or worse. As much as all fans of any sport inherently recoil at the notion of expansion, I…