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  • Pete Carroll’s Konspiracy Theory Korner

    August 5, 2015

    Hear me out.  I know you guys are a little skeptical about the fact that jet fuel can’t melt steel.  Lookit, all I can…

  • Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced

    Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced

    August 4, 2015

    /Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes “R U E“ I CAN’T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!!…

  • AN EARNEST RESPONSE: PENIS PENIS PENIS

    August 4, 2015

  • Bye Bye, Kissing Suzy Kolber

    August 1, 2015

    A long, long time ago I can still remember how those dick jokes used to make me smile And I knew if I created…

  • Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Asks You To Give

    Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Asks You To Give

    July 27, 2015

    Dateline: July 27, 2015 Hello, loyal Winstonians! My drunken summer vacation dried up like a Palm Springs housewife recently, and, boy, did I have…

  • Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review

    July 25, 2015

    A while back, Old School Zero posted a review of Magic Mike XXL that led me down an underwear rabbit-hole from which I am…

  • WARNING: You’ll Be Humming This Tune The Rest Of The Day

    WARNING: You’ll Be Humming This Tune The Rest Of The Day

    July 24, 2015

    Once there was this guy who Got into an accident on the 4th of July And when it finally came out His finger had…

  • Coming to Your Town: NHL Expansion

    Coming to Your Town: NHL Expansion

    July 21, 2015

    NHL expansion is imminent, for better or worse.  As much as all fans of any sport inherently recoil at the notion of expansion, I…

  • About this whole Gawker mess . . .

    July 20, 2015

    No one sucks their own collective dicks quite like Gawker Media and their own self-made caste system. Gawker begat Deadspin, which begat KSK, which…

  • Short-Bus Field Trips:  Langer’s Deli, Westlake/MacArthur Park

    Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Deli, Westlake/MacArthur Park

    July 20, 2015

    For those in the area currently or shall be, there will be another DFO field trip coming up soon–this time with more pastrami and…

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